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My only hot take on Switch 2 pricing is that we should all be paid more

i miss them 🐛 🐟

I feel like it’s worth emphasizing that the agency currently taking over the American government is named after a fucking meme from 2012. History textbooks will need to mention a slightly funny picture of a Shiba Inu. Our countries being devastated by the unfunniest man to ever walk the earth.

We need a thread of like, startup management survival 101 for these feds, man. - the more sweeping the pronouncement, the longer you should take to act like it's real - only things said within the last 2 weeks matter - force them to write it down

I’m not active here but I love the old twitter people I followed I hope they’re all alright

Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue. TWENTY. As in, they call that getting slammed. So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind. TWENTY is a lot.

Was having a fun jokey conversation about how ludicrous the Trump Everything is and then I suddenly just screamed very loud so I guess I still got some processing to do

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

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God these next few years are gonna be ruined because the fuckfaces of the world wanna drink unboiled milk and spread their consequences to everyone else

I’ve got both a professional and porn crazy account now so idk what to do with this one anymore

I don’t see a post for this on Bisky, so I’m tossing this screenshot here. Pen Ward’s new pilot for Adult Swim “Mystery Cuddlers” is airing next week on [AS] and I got to board on it! Just… the best time… an honor and a delight, pls watch if you can. It should be on YouTube shortly after airing 🥹❤️

Kinda wish we lived in a word where straight-to-dvd rip offs of video games existed. I would like a half-assed version of Mouthwashing that's genuinely a horror story about dental hygiene.

#ScreenshotSaturday time!! Not the flashiest thing in the world, but I've finalized "Kill the Twisters" UI and pause menus this week! I'm pleased with how snappy it all feels now. #GameDev #IndieDev #Unity

I cannot stress enough that the American people protested, donated, subscribed, and voted in record numbers in 2018 and 2020 and then those institutions that they propped up in opposition to Trump sought to accommodate him instead. And here we are.

To everyone who voted for Tr*mp or St*in or didn’t vote: I wish nothing but the worst for you and everyone and everything you care about. This is what you wanted, so I hope you get exactly what you deserve. F*ck every single one of you.

You. Yes you. Stop scrolling. Listen to me for a second. You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going. The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

Getting to bed. For those unaware of how typical election patterns go, give this one time. PA/GA/MI/WI were all Trump lead until Day 2, 3, and 4 of ballot counts. You should go to bed too. You're not getting answers tonight. Ignore the red mirage. It happens every time.

fuck im so full of love for my friends. whatever the outcome im gonna keep loving them even more til the day i die

Probabilistic Uncertainty xkcd.com/3007

2024 is a blockbuster year for finding lost media??!? Holy cow

in regards to social media: twitter was never *good*. It was *useful*. you should view this place the same way. it is a tool, not a place to live. do not build a home here. use this place until it is no longer useful to you. don’t be afraid to be an online nomad.

This is absolutely unacceptable. LGBTQ+ rights are NOT a topic that should be only discussable under a label. By labelling LGBTQ+ content like this, it is implicitly saying their rights are subject to debate. They are not. LGBT rights are human rights.

god i love this show #mobpsycho100

🎃Jeremy is - a punk rocker Jeremy is - a punk rocker Jeremy is - a punk rocker now

Put together a horny list and *now* it really feels like I can replace twitter

happyroadkill goes to mexico

If you're curious why everybody's username is a domain, it's because every user is essentially a website

this game was cool, have a doodle of it #mouthwashing

heh this is fun im basically just scrolling through my twitter feed for new/old people to follow here

I wonder how long it’ll take for this place to suck I give it a year

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Eclipse Path Maps xkcd.com/2921

An excellent @jbouie.bsky.social column on the massive stakes of the upcoming presidential election. So much of the coverage has focused on voter discontent with the choices, an approach that tends to elide the gigantic consequences of their policy differences. www.nytimes.com/2024/03/15/o...

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Since this place is open, all I can say is, block early, block fast, screenshot Nazi/troll accounts to warn others, and do NOT engage. Do not QT bad actors. Their accounts will die/wither and they will leave. Defend your queer/trans skeeps with every last ounce.

Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.

holy shit: "Why Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole," by Isabel J. Kim. (the title is the content warning) clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_02_24/