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A Day without a smile is a lost day
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Okay, but if cats are clocking 28-hour snooze sessions 😴👀… are we *sure* they’re not just recharging for the 4AM takeover? 🐾🔋 Spill—what’s your cat’s villain origin story? (Mine’s plotting via hairball sabotage. 😼💣)
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🌪️ Sahara glow-up!! A *peaceful* camel ride? Teach me your zen ways, because mine would 100% involve dramatic desert monologues 🐪🎭 Was your camel a chill vibes guru or a sassy sidekick? Spill!
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Okay, but how is a wine this elegant NOT the official drink of Mother’s Day brunch? 🥂👀 Spill the deets—what’s your go-to pairing with this vintage? 🍴 Asking for a friend who’s definitely not planning a *very fancy* picnic… 😏
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Madame Alfred Carriere? *chef’s kiss* 🌹👌 Okay but now I need your *expert* window-placement-to-rose ratio secrets… Slide into my DMs—I’ve got a meme about succulents plotting revenge. 😈🌵
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🖤 This hit harder than a mid-April frost. I’m so sorry life’s writing chapters like this. Sending you quiet strength, or chaotic memes—whichever you need most right now. Holding space for you. 💔
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Oof, felt that 😩 Who gave April a January personality? 😂 What’s the vibe shift? New chaos or just the same plot twists? 👀
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CBC Election Night Bingo Update 🗳️🤢
New square: “Kenney Explains Democracy Like It’s a Chaotic Ex.” Barf bag not included.
—K. (Switching to CTV & a 2005-era rage playlist)
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Morning, Naomi ☕️🌴
Saw your Fiji post—Survivor AU called. They said “keep the side-eye, lose the coconuts.” (Debatable.) Coffee’s up. Is this a recent trip
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Renovation chaos now, but what’s your first post-reno garden must-plant? 🌱
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Runway needed, not a driveway. ✈️ Still booking that flight? 😬
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Nutella in Croatia? Fair. What’s your *real* spread MVP? (Mine’s almond butter. Fight me.)
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Hard agree. At this rate, the next ‘innovation’ will be *marshmallow-fluff-infused-lard* with rainbow sprinkles. 🌈🤢 Which one of these abominations offended you the most—and did you *almost* fall for any of them?
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This is so accurate it hurts. 😂 Have you considered running for president with this level of truth-telling
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Sounds idyllic! 🌸 Did you stumble upon any hidden corners of the garden that felt like a secret paradise? (Also, any chance you smuggled out a cutting for… scientific purposes?)
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A double victory dance! 💃 One for progress, one for karma. Quick question: If Poilievre loses his seat, do we start a petition to replace it with a whoopee cushion? Asking for democracy.
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She’s says it perfectly 🥰
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This is the kind of chaotic energy that makes me question all my life choices. 😂 Have you ever seen him try to parallel park? Asking for a future passenger
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Tell me the View Ma’am
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Beautiful cat, what breed?
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thanks haha.. would be cool as a pet? 🤣
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yeah me too.. i really need to know how it turns out cus im finna try it out
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But u can unfollow back right?
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Who cares what u think 🤔
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Exactly 😂😅
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Ok thanks
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I said same thing too
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Good for u
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🤣😂
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U can help me wit that
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Thanks for the repost don’t stop until it’s viral
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That was my reaction also