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james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
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im so exhausted on like a mitochondria level that I just looked at my bed and it gave the same chemical reaction I’d get looking at a photo of my crush

submitted 10 hours ago • 10 comments

they should remake airbud except this time the dog sucks at basketball

submitted 10 hours ago • 21 comments

potato potato tomato tomato

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

Dear Blue Sky!!! I’m Rogs please engage with me!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

i have 280k followers and i get less engagement than a mid-tier trans shitposter who only posts 53 levels down in a byzantine thread that has been active since 2023 it must be the algorithm bluesky do something

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

when it's really high up on a building it's called giraffiti

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Hey @bsky.app @support.bsky.team love you folks but I have a request. I'm one of the larger accounts on here but my posts are bad. Perhaps a tweak of the algorithm is in order. Thanks.

submitted 5 hours ago • 102 comments

if you think i’m stupid i’ve got news for you: yeah

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

you’re tellin me this salad is for chickens?

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

at least 60% of the voice function of my phone exists so my dad can call and recap several seasons of the show he’s watching

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

The daily contact lenses taste like 1/30 as good as the monthly ones

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Shouldn't it be "An I"

submitted 14 hours ago • 22 comments

breaking my hotdogs in half before putting them in the boiling water

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

original brand name was "I Can't Believe It's Not Babies!"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my gut flora? diverse. fauna? tiny baby rabbits.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

megafauna Nikon FE2 Cinestill BWXX #filmphotography

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

yall are never gonna believe what baby powder isn’t made of

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Swing states have little upside down pineapples on their flags

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

[commercial for frozen pizza] NARRATOR: oh i am so sorry

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

impressing the rest of the book club by pronouncing it "milky toast"

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

some of you shouldn't think through the big issues without a spotter

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

ohhhhh because he rides flows

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

I don’t want to brag but, nobody likes me

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

If we get out of this alive I'm gonna dedicate my fifties to making goat cheese

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

just accidentally called kristi noem crispy gnome and i don’t even care to correct myself

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

RFK JR: size does matter. that’s why we’re introducing magnumpox.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

taking a short snooze, don't let any more fascism happen while I'm gone

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

"nothing happens in a vacuum" okay but have you seen the entire universe

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

“nobody is talking about-“ shut up! where! everybody is talking !! all of the time !!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

DONT ASK ME ABOUT SHAREPOINT I DONT KNOW ANYTHING NOW I HAVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A RAVEN AND I AM A RAVEN NOW

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

not everyone should go to therapy, some of you should work through your shit publicly without professional guidance for our amusement

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

HUMANS: careful!!! we might use a nuke 👉👈 STRATOVOLCANO: i’m gonna do the funniest thing

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A learning opportunity hate to see me comin

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

something something emotional support messy bun

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

everyone’s like “wow wouldn’t the supernatural be cool” and then ignore the existence of cuttlefish

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i love being the smartest person in the room that’s why i live alone and have a GPT subscription

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Don't talk to me til I've had my morning 3 hours of minesweeper

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

little kids can be so creative with language. for instance, last night my 7 year old said “my bellyache is hot” and while i was hugging him trying to figure out what that meant, he threw up directly down the back of my shirt

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

i don’t go commando, i go hog wild

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments