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james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
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i find the most wasted behavior at the taproom usually comes from the toddlers

submitted 54 minutes ago • 1 comment

the art of neglect: cheese

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

pop tarts: fine poppin tarts: apparently not fine

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

They're putting me on the cover of Sheeple Magazine

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

eternal afterlife? sounds awful

submitted 23 hours ago • 23 comments

i’m not here to be funny, i’m here to direct my mind spasms anywhere but inward

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

shoulders are the butt cheeks of the torso

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

if they pick me to be the new pope i’m going to lose it. i just don’t have the bandwidth.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I’m just one perfect kickflip away from getting my wife back

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I always leave my camera on during meetings bc I need to know if I'm crying

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

your fingers wrapped around my thumb have me wrapped around your finger

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

pretzel people are wrong about chex mix

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

(listening to you describe a noise rather than just imitate it) uh huh, yeah i can totally hear it in my minds ear

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

BABIES SNEEZE??????

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

what if we kissed inside the nostrils of the double dare nose

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

(job interview) how many things would you say have happened to you

submitted 525 days ago • 26 comments

there should be more occasions to eat stuffing

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

i think a waffle iron should make them flat

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I had patients tell me COVID wasn't real and ventilators were killing their loved one. I think I'll live if you don't agree with me on things.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

had a boss that was a micromanager until i accidentally lit him on fire with a magnifying glass

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Can you speak up? I’m having plate of beans

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

people really will barely write a cardboard sign in pencil and expect you to find their yard sale

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

we’re all just a series of tubes

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

a straitjacket you can eat your way out of

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

𝘕𝘰𝘵 downloading a car? In this economy?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

is that a meatball in your bra or are you just happy to see me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

AMERICA: we want more babies ALSO AMERICA: but not those babies

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

bagel bites inventor was like how do we make something that looks like pizza and a bagel, tastes like neither, and makes sadness worse

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

a denim dong, nay, a jeanis

submitted 166 days ago • 20 comments

KID: dad, how did i get my name ME: well Kid, your mom and i are extremely literal

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

things posters don't know so stop asking us: - what does the outside smell like - camping - laughter, friendship,

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

things girls don't know so stop asking us: - the population of a city - which direction a highway goes and what states it goes through - how full their car's gas tank is currently

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Applying for a normal job like butler or chimney sweep

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments