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james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
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danced in public once and that's when i realized i don't like compliments

[wheel of fortune] JESUS: HOST: we can’t play the game without it bro JESUS: [taking the wheel] fuck u

any vehicle that gets you the fuck away from people is technically a space shuttle

who named them cup sizes and not lump sums

farting on the hotel balcony like some kinda millionaire

who up burninating they countryside

damn jonathan taylor thomas save some first names for the rest of us

Getting into a log flume wearing a tower of precariously stacked hats

In an attempt to distract myself from the madness out there, I've started watching my favorite shows while driving and shopping.

I forgot the word for aquarium and called it a water zoo

redecorating this outhouse to make it an outhome

MRS, with her hand on her belly: i think the baby is gonna like ice cream ME, eating from the container with my bare hands: what was that

fuck around and find out, otherwise known as the scientific method

i dunno what Sisqó is up to but i bet his hair is still white

Taking my birth control on nights when he pisses me off is fucking humiliating

Sorry I emerged mysteriously from the fog and startled your livestock

did u guys know if you slow cook a grape it becomes brazen

Ok so turns out he’s just been using me for my deep conversations, great sense of humor, and inherent loving kindness

I like to sit on my bed and say “I should get dressed” until I decide not to go

Today’s painting. Day dreaming about becoming Godzilla.

if I’ve learned anything from humanity, I would like to unlearn it

learning piano just so i can make dick jokes

the only third term i care about is the one in "et tu, brute?"

Good morning to everyone except people that chew with their mouth open.

have you checked out the new bluesky scoring app to get your grade for posting like do you people hear yourselves

This time tomorrow I'll be getting on a plane so like nice knowing all of you

psyops are so powerful that my ex-cia father, who spent his entire career fighting the cold war, now cheers as the US bends the knee

Riding a horse through Walgreens

The most important rule of driving is never let your car touch another car

did u know boob is short for roobert

guys what if we took boobs and filled them with some kind of drink

i’m not amazed, i’m whoaful

hooha hooha hooha hooha that's the sound of an ambulance for pussies