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james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
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hey baby is that a Crunchwrap Supreme in your pocket? is it? can I have a bite?

submitted 9 minutes ago • 6 comments

ever heard someone stomping around in sneakers? that person truly does not give a fuck

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

📸Dahlias

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

my dog’s a bad influence at the drive thru always saying i need the large fry

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

HEY YOU 🫵 wanna follow some funny folks you may not have seen floating around The Sky yet? here are some of my favorite posters with under 10k followers DM me if you want me to remove you 🥰

submitted 3 hours ago • 47 comments

living life 3 days at a time (really bad at marathons)

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

getting hair transplants but only cus i want an excessive mustache

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

announcing my lawsuit against the founders of 23 and me dot com

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

to any new followers, this is mostly a colombo account

submitted 4 hours ago • 13 comments

deeply suspicious of fit people. what are you preparing for?

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

I have decided to become unavoidable in various situations

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

sitting in the parking lot wondering when a concerned citizen will break my window and give me treats while we wait for my owner to return

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

if i ever fall and can’t get up i’m just gonna stay there

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

thinking about my biggest love, garlic bread

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

FACT: penguins 𝙘𝙖𝙣 fly, but always get frisked by airport security.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

they’re called hemorrhoids because asteroid was taken

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

i’ve encountered a lot of birds in my life and it leads me to believe dinosaurs may have been kinda weird

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Getting whacked on the inner ankle by a Skip-It would fix me

submitted 15 hours ago • 12 comments

oh pussy, my pussy

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

a silly shade of purple is lavenderp

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

my childhood was meh

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Dave & Busters implies the existence of Bob & Builders

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

choosing to creep around the woods, knock on the trees and wait for the doors to open

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

📸Dahlias

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

went to the record store to do some trades but they don’t take babies

submitted 8 hours ago • 21 comments

*slides $20 bill across table* what am i now your honor

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

getting a layoff email and reporting it as a phishing attempt

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

the Center for Posting Excellence is studying your posts so they can construct a framework that produces the exact opposite

submitted 10 hours ago • 14 comments

THERE’S A LAWNMOWER RUNNING OUTSIDE CAN U GUYS STILL HEAR ME

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

imagine blocking me on the internet and i’m literally just insufferable and annoying

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

i’ve never met a squirrel I didn’t want to start a business with

submitted 55 days ago • 11 comments

im saving myself for divorce

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH cat2: I WILL MURDER YOU BACK

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments