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Maybe Man Utd and Leicester should swap managers. #thefootball

Board Game Smackdown regular and all-round nice-nerd, Tom Crosbie baffling Penn and Teller...

I know things are bleak right now but don’t forget, they are also terrifying.

This video is phenomenal.

To continue the theme of the day, I’ve just been a Halfords. (Not a dream)

Just woke up from my most Partridge dream ever. I was donating a lawnmower to a charity shop, and who should work there but Jack Grealish. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

Finally got round to cancelling our Virgin subscription, so today we wave goodbye to Kevin.

Reminds me in that bit in 'Why Bother' when Streeb-Greebling says his role in the LA Riots was to mediated between the police and 'Rodders'.

In the height of lockdown, we played a game where humans try to get along without being infected by a zombie. Might bring this back as a live show youtu.be/aXNr479_qko?...

Sorry i said "that's a doozy" when you showed me your vagina

"If you're fine with someone telling you to keep your house tidy, you can survive a solid month of someone shitting diarrhoea directly on your kitchen floor"

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is 10,001 spoons.

'Not ALL the single ladies' - Nuancé

Three Best Picture Oscar winners are named in the lyrics of We Didn't Start the FIre. Jack Hawkins stars in all three.

Timothy Olyphant packed his trunk and said 'Goodbye Andy Serkis'

Angrily in DIY store: How many of your employees does it take to change a lightbulb? Eavesdropping joke writer: That gives me an idea

Ah the good old invisible hand of the market, making everything better for everyone

Idea for sketch: Rod Hull and Temu

RECREATE the special effects from ‘The Thing’ (1982) for a fraction of the cost by accidentally melting a bag of Jelly Babies.

Do not, under any circumstances, lend extension leads to musicians.

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Reading a Stephen King novel and one of the characters drinks peppermint tea with cream in it. He truly is the master of horror.

WH Smith are putting their high street shops up for sale. Any potential buyer will also have the chance to buy a big Dairy Milk for a quid.