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Well that’s what they always say isn’t it. You’re never as strong as when your reputation’s in tatters

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So this came out when I was 14 and some of the tracks are a bit duff but otherwise

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, this sounds right and matches everyone’s actual experience. But Lisa Nandy has told us the real problem facing the industry is too many people commissioning from offices in London. So who’s right?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Classic clickbait headline

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

(Every apprentice product design task) Team A: our chocolate is called Nice Chocolate. Team B: our chocolate is called Dead Kids Being Shagged By Nonces Chocolate.

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There’s a real split in Reform. Lowe has the backing of key donor Eamonn Guerin, while Farage has the ear of the always influential Adele Fittler. Still no word from bellwether of party opinion Joe Sefgables.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Extraordinarily, I guess this is a political issue where Matt Le Tissier does have relevant expertise

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t they look so young

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This is not that surprising. When he was in charge of Southampton FC, he seemed to think the crowd turned up every week to cheer him (he took over with us in the premier league, and left us in league one with a ten point deduction)

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

New series of drive to survive is great if you’re into disgusting food choices of the absurdly rich. Watch out for Toto Wolff sitting on a beautiful Monaco balcony looking out at the med while eating a plate of cottage cheese and sweet and sour chicken

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Years ago I remember going out to look at the audience before a News Quiz recording with the late great Jeremy Hardy who’s only comment was “all these bastards think we’re on 10k each a show”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Note that even the subs don’t actually get it, just the journalist. It’s not “since Covid”, as the piece correctly explains. It’s since mid 2023

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Rare to see the crisis in the uk tv industry even perceived by outsiders, let alone written up so accurately! I’m sure Lisa Nandy will be astounded to hear it all.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

The UK could not afford to get relegated to league one like Southampton did when Lowe was running it

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

6yo: Mum, why don’t you just run over people if they walk out in front of the car? Then when the police come you can say “it was all the fault of those stupid humans” ALRIGHT ELON

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

6yo just now: “I know how they get babies, you stick a hand up the mummy’s bum and the baby comes out”

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Always my first port of call for a two man BJ

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments