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30. Grant writer, development, marketing. Mac 💻. Dog & Cat dad. Cinephile. Bookworm. Pretty dumb but sometimes funny. Betrothed. Bi. ADHD. RIP Harris/Walz ❤️‍🩹
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Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

Soft on crime I see

Apparently there's a 1 in 32 chance that an asteroid called "YR4 2024" will hit Earth in 2032, which is up from 1 in 100 chance last month. #fingerscrossed

Get ready for higher prices

I’m no expert, but maybe gutting the FAA and the latest series of plane crashes are connected… 🤔

Meanwhile

Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

I fear the future

Why can’t the news just call things as they are? So pathetic

Turbulence is one way to put it

The Broligarchy bros out of control… with MST3K’s @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social

Hey I called it

A profoundly sad day

I’ll be posting this today

Good morning ☕️ Wise words for times such as these. #MLK 🇺🇲

We now live in a country whose official policy is that there are two sexes, which is not just socially unacceptable and immoral, but scientifically incorrect too. But at least the billionaires will have lower taxes.

Maybe the billionaires will forgive our student loans. What a ridiculous thing to say.

I just don’t see how the TikTok ban ends well for the US government

I am so over email as a concept

18 years ago? Fuck me…

Them: “So where do you see yourself in five years?” Me:… Photo by André Kertész, 1931. catalogue.swanngalleries.com/Lots/auction...

Watching 1 percenter’s houses burn down like

Genuinely the stupidest use of the betting markets I can think of

I bet Trump doesn’t know the first thing about Canada

The worst arsonists are fossil fuel CEOs.

Shot on Instax Wide with the Lomo Instant Wide Glass.

Elon Musk’s appeal for kindness three days after his Christmas Day tweet telling people to go f themselves in the face is peak humanity.

Denver dusk

Arizona oranges

Instant film is my new hyperfixation

Okay, but “oops, you carjacked Dracula” would probs be a great film

Who is she? #polaroid

90s scientists: we're sequencing the human genome! we invented the world wide web! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, vaccines don't cause diseases, they prevent them!

It is impossible to live a happy life and stay informed on current events. It’s just impossible.

I am so bored

Trying to reach anyone around the office at this point in the year

So weird

Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero” Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.” Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…” Me: 🤯

Dear Humans, Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.

1 dead CEO and it's worldwide news for days on end "loss of a father and a industry leader" 83rd school shooting of the year and barely a blip in the news. That's why I couldn't give a shit that a CEO was killed, they don't care that our children are dying.

I wish I was 8 again

This wasn’t all a hallucination. We all witnessed it in horrifying real time…..

What’s the best place to live in LA?