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jameswelham.bsky.social
I like Southend United.
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You should go and visit this kebab shop in St Leonards. If you order the ‘prawn salad’ and pay with a £20 note, a bloke round the back will spunk in it.

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it’s important to find time in your day to just switch your mind off and do nothing. it might be first thing in the morning, it might be last thing at night, or - and this is surprisingly popular - it might be when you get to the ticket barriers at waterloo. just take care of yourself, guys.

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Makes it sounds like they’re folding after this game.

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fair play to David Beckham, he queued up for 12 hours for that knighthood 👏🏻

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Went to get in the lift at work. Greg Rutherford was in there, plus loads of others. He nodded as if to say “plenty room here”, I gave whatever face means “I’ll wait for the next one but cheers” and that was that.

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@wsc.co.uk Mention on the podcast of Gianni Infantino’s gold sticker in the CWC album reminds me that lucky sticker collectors in 1974 could have snapped up head of the German federation Hermann Gösmann while compiling their World Cup collection.

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Happy Josimar day everyone. youtu.be/yRY8-sRxUII?...

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South Upper Row C, seats 52-54…renewed ✅

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Hang on. So this and Fable Of The Reconstruction came out *on the same day*? What a fucking June 10th.

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@footballcliches.bsky.social We all love a ‘bit of both’. But I *really* love ‘a little bit of both’. About 53:30 in to the latest Wisden podcast. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w...

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Can I come over and stare at you like this?

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‘The maverick Kazakh’ @secondmentions.bsky.social

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2024/25 finally done. 50th game was an utterly crushing disappointment but I suppose I’ll be back to do it all again in 2025/26 @futbologyapp.bsky.social

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Mate, if you genuinely believe that, I’ve got some magic beans to sell you.

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It's only 3️⃣0️⃣ days until men's County Cricket Day, and we need YOUR help to show the world the glory of the County Championship. Grab your friends, grab your relatives, and let's get as many bums on seats as we can. RT this to spread the word ✊ #CountyCricketDay

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Just imagine. Opening up a new pack of stickers and…you see this gurning prick. You’d rather leave your book unfinished.

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@noscoredraws.com Bought your Liverpool 24/25 poster for a mate (him on the left) as a thank you for hosting a BBQ on Cup Final day. He’s hiding his dismay quite well here.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Got my Wembley tickets and buzzing for it. My sixth time at a national stadium watching @southendunited.bsky.social, first time for the kids. Let’s do this!

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I live for the moment after a five-hour Grand Slam tennis final when the trophy presentation starts and, as the crowd looks on with bated breath, the microphone is handed to the man of the moment: Citibank Assistant Vice-President of Affiliate Sponsorships Gordon Tripleman

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A test of my A Level French for sure, but this a beautiful tribute to Brian Glanville.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

A personal homage to Brian Glanville. In French, which I know he would have appreciated. www.eurosport.fr/football/foo...

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

15th in December. 3-1 down in the first playoff game. 2-1 down in ET in the playoff semi. Behind in the pens in the playoff semi. Off to Wembley. Southend United.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Sea! Sea! Seasiders!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever. Means. We. Can. Good grief.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Pair of tossers.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This was very very good.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Reminder to ad bookers for independent radio stations - that On The Beach advert with Paddy McGuinness goes on, I switch over.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

THIS TEAM 💙💙💙

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Playoffs. Bloody hell.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

All that time following sport, I’ve always wondered if there was a good word for when one team levels things up. Luckily Donald is here with a brand new word no-one else has ever thought of. Praise be.

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