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new rapture time just dropped

submitted 22 hours ago • 18 comments

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 3 days ago • 128 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

Air Bud's arch enemy has made an appearance

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable

submitted 6 days ago • 1260 comments

on this day in 1947, Canadian chocolate bar companies raised the price from 5 to 8 cents and kids across the nation launched a massive strike, blocked traffic with protests, and even stormed a government building. the movement fizzled due to accusations of communist ties

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

happy birthday to the f word!!! sort of

submitted 9 days ago • 79 comments

This woman is a hero.

submitted 10 days ago • 44 comments

Does my toaster miss me when I am at work Are my washer and dryer married

submitted 10 days ago • 112 comments

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

submitted 10 days ago • 172 comments

I thought this was an exaggeration. Nope. The man literally created a team of AI reporters and then tells one she’s attractive and then makes her tell him it was okay. It’s like a tragic short story written as an upbeat post about productivity.

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

How is this not an ONN

submitted 13 days ago • 113 comments

Going on a surprise Popemobile Romp on Easter has to be the #1 way to go if you are The Pope

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Listen, if Rebel News gets to ask questions, @thebeaverton.com should get to ask questions. Let me ask Pierre if he thinks my biological clock looks fertile enough. I'll wear a blazer and everything. Don't deny me my rights, you cowards www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

submitted 18 days ago • 50 comments

Telling my job I unfortunately have to increase my salary to offset the tariffs

submitted 18 days ago • 33 comments

it’s what Jackie would’ve wanted

submitted 20 days ago • 71 comments

'equality in space tourism' is not something one can write with a straight face

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Feels like this has never been truer in my lifetime than now

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 420 comments

It's getting to where business is grinding to a halt

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

The penguin was like “you want a trade war? Oh, I’ll give you a trade war.”

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

“you don’t know them”

submitted 25 days ago • 374 comments

I still think about this tweet sometimes

submitted 26 days ago • 70 comments

I am aware that calling these guys "weird" is a cliche at this point, but going on TV to explain we need to crash the economy lest men be forcefemmed by Microsoft Outlook is in fact very weird.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 30 days ago • 681 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 352 comments

Oh sure thing buddy.

submitted 32 days ago • 68 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

Finally, people with the courage to bring back lead poisoning

submitted 33 days ago • 20 comments

You can always tell which side of a trembling aspen gets the most sun. Unlike many other trees, aspen bark is thin and photosynthetic during the warmer months. To avoid sun damage, they let the powdered remains of dead cells accumulate on the sunny side as 'aspen bloom' to act as a sunscreen.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

submitted 33 days ago • 79 comments

She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.

submitted 34 days ago • 127 comments

Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.

submitted 34 days ago • 269 comments

Measles

submitted 34 days ago • 447 comments

The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s

submitted 35 days ago • 64 comments

31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

submitted 34 days ago • 80 comments

we accidentally elected the giant alien squid that ends the Cold War by blowing up New York City in The Watchmen

submitted 34 days ago • 32 comments

Middle-earth weighs in 😅

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal

submitted 39 days ago • 433 comments

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

submitted 39 days ago • 508 comments

Elon picked a fight with Ubisoft on his own platform and lost. The Assassin's Creed social media team from the ropes...

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

It should be illegal to have a headache on the weekend.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

From the country that brought you amazing innovations like student loan debt and school lunch debt now comes takeout debt

submitted 45 days ago • 78 comments

If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age

submitted 45 days ago • 63 comments

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

submitted 46 days ago • 46 comments

Taking out a payday loan for some Applebees and Taco Bell is honestly bleak as hell

submitted 45 days ago • 22 comments

🤷‍♀️

submitted 46 days ago • 392 comments

“And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed – if all records told the same tale – then the lie passed into history and became truth. ‘Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’" - 1984, George Orwell

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments