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My reaction on draft night when the bills gave Worthy to KC when KC needed nothing more urgently than a speed receiver: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? And I'm not a KC or a bills fan. I'm a fan of other teams maybe having a chance to win something sometime.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Jokic went for 35-22-17. 35-22-17. 35-22-17! In an NBA game. And it's not a crazy,out-of-nowhere stat line for him. 35-22-17. There aren't that many guys in the NBA who will hit any one of those numbers in that category, especially the rebounds and assists. 35-22-17. Come on.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Ok. I'm in on TGL. The facility is better than I imagined. The pace of play makes a huge difference. I'm also waiting for the first shank in TGL history...

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

The lions' defense is like John Mcclane at the end of die hard. If this team loses, Hans got away with the money, Holly has been murdered and Family Matters never happened. I don't want that universe.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Someone is going to come up with the right joke using Jake's last name and that video and I'd like to pre-emptively express my shame for laughing. I should be better than that.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

The Detroit Lions are a national treasure

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Don't hand out any wins for this game. This should be a new rule. If all of football lost due to the play on the field, both teams get Ls. I know all the fans got one.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

@minakimes.bsky.social Mina, this game is indescrivably bad. There are no adjectives. I think I even made up that one.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

This game feels like I'm watching two sloths in a boxing match.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

So far it feels like there are too many teams in the college football playoff.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

If it was revealed that Stroud played this year in a Rashaan Salaam level of marijuana haze, that would explain a lot. Including those delay of game penalties.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

@mikemadrid.bsky.social Mike - had drinks a few nights ago with friends, all of us Latino. We were talking about how important buying a home was to our immigrant families. About the "American dream." Then realized owning a home here is actually, truly, the "Mexican dream" the "Venezuelan dream".

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

@minakimes.bsky.social "It really embigens a bad game." Yes! You can get me to tune into Jax/Carolina If Lisa Simpson or Turanga Leela or Kyle Broflovsky is lining up at QB. This is a cromulant observation.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

I guess there won't be a dead coach bounce for the bears this week.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments