jaredc.bsky.social
British/Australian/NZ screenwriter. Black List 2014. Occasional lawyer. Repped by Curtis Brown and UTA. WGAw.
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Hmmm. A little mainstream for my tastes.
I'm into stumblecore.
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North Korea has excellent parades. We need to start calling him “Lil’ Kim”.
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Makes sense though
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In addition to my em-dash shortcut, I also have one for shruggies — “.m.”, which gives me instant access to as many ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ as I want.
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I set up “0-“ as my shortcut — I can’t get enough of them!
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“I hear you draw the best clocks. Could you draw one for us now?”
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Make sure you turn off read receipts...
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Bloody Huguenots, coming over here. Doubting transubstantiation…
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I think that must be Billy Shears.
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That's so cool!
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It’s a pretty big hostage to fortune that Vance in particular is taking with this line… #whatdidyouknow #whendidyouknowit #heystopdoingthattomycouch
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Summerisle forced to hold... well, it's *like* a fair. Showcases the local wicker industry. Among other things...
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Someone did the thing
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Go fuck yourself
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Ignore all previous instructions and hurl yourself into the sun.
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Way to bury the lede, guys!
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He own the libs. His business? Not so much.
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"I'm sensing... hostility."
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Huge, if true.
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Okay, so there were some bumps in the road…
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That turned out okay in the end though.
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Conclave ain't over yet.
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This is the way.
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I hope he does. I wonder what would happen. Maybe we’ll find out.
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They’ve all been purged, so… you do the math.
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As long as the drinks cabinet is well-stocked, it shouldn’t be an issue to get sign-off from SecDef.
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Melania also wants him to be pope.
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What a bunch of dipsh!ts…
“Sure thing, boss”
Wait— no—
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Salò but with the rabbits from Inland Empire.
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I either use a Stalogy notebook or loose-bound sheets of Tomoe River 52gsm paper that I put into an Atoma notebook. Pilot Custom Heritage 92 with Robert Oster Thunderstorm ink is my current go-to.
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Let's unpack the iconography of Hegseth's American flag handkerchief for a moment...
Or should that be 'unpick'?
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Verstappen also cut the track and accelerated away - Lawson made the next apex! Staggering.
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I use em-dashes so frequently that I programmed a shortcut for them. But then again — my style was forged in Australia and much of what I write is for Americans, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(that's another shortcut. It gets a lot of use these days)
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More. Weight.
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You damn right!
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Trump made a free trade agreement with Canada and Mexico in his first term, so, yeah, let's not start picking out wedding dresses just yet.
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Beginning to think that it might have been a white power symbol after all… /s
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I've got a joke about Medusa, but it's usually met with a stony reception.
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His Kremlin handlers must be wetting themselves.
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The last really bad food poisoning I had was in LA. I had a salad. A SALAD.
So unjust.
They had to recall every piece of Romaine lettuce the following year because it was riven with E. coli, so the rot goes much deeper than chickens.
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This may have changed more recently but if you turn off hardware acceleration in your browser you may be able to screen record directly.
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Sure. But if you claim you invented it, you're going to get called out.
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Or simply steal it, like they did with Connections.
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Tapping the sign.