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Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

submitted 1 hour ago • 18 comments

Trump and Elon broke up

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I need Nathan Lane and somebody even gayer than Nathan Lane to stage an adaptation of this on broadway pls

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

submitted 4 hours ago • 100 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 2 hours ago • 346 comments

The last time he pulled this Muslim ban BS, people rushed into the streets in disgust & lawyers raced to the airports to help. Now, no one’s shocked, everyone is numb… This country is in seriously scary shape

submitted 20 hours ago • 203 comments

If you're wondering, in this case "sides with" means "agreed with the legal argument put forward by" and "sent the case back down to a lower court for further adjudication."

submitted 7 hours ago • 13 comments

For the July/August issue of @motherjones.com, I dived into Elon Musk's relationship with Aspie supremacy and how it's promoted online. This ideology, coined by the late autistic blogger Mel Baggs, also dehumanizes autistic people with high support needs. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Sometimes the women on pinterest are Cookin

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

Guy captures hummingbird hatching from his bedroom window. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

submitted 20 hours ago • 86 comments

I am getting tired of saying this but I keep sporadically hearing from people things like your life has no substantively changed since trump retook power, bitch yes it has I have a conscience and I wake up mad every day fuck You lol.

submitted 19 hours ago • 116 comments

No woman is going to call into the AUTHORITIES to tell them she just miscarried. They can fuck all the way off with that.

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

If @chrismurphyct.bsky.social really believes this he should put his body on the line to shut down the Senate and help people prepare for mass strikes not just forming another PAC. Absolutely maddening inconsistency between words and actions.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Gov. Walz: “I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected.” www.startribune.com/gov-tim-walz...

submitted 23 hours ago • 34 comments

when alpacas giggle they llamao

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every summer I start seeing people's tattoos in public and have to remind myself I'd look ridiculous with a tattoo

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Joe Biden says he's started treatment for his prostate cancer and the prognosis is good. Donald Trump says Biden was executed in 2020 and was replaced with a legion of clones. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

submitted 3 days ago • 65 comments

Good for Tim Walz. Especially powerful because he's probably the only governor in the country who has spent a substantial part of his career actually coaching high school sports. He knows how disgusting it is to separate and punish kids because of an adult moral panic

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

it's bad that the public and the media have been trained by corporate hypebeasts to consider all forms of automated software as CUTTING-EDGE AI, actually

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

i know a lot of people are tuning in to alex jones in the past few days and i highly recommend not doing that and just listening to knowledge fight friday or monday, whenever they get to the palantir stuff. they'll give you context and a filter

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I remember this incident vividly. So many white people posted that this was somehow going to "change things" re US policing. Other people knew it would not. I'm so sorry Martin was so badly hurt.

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This is a hell of a thing to read.

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

Anyone who uses Chat GPT is insane

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Once again I am calling for Democrats to introduce legislation requiring standardized uniforms, visible badge numbers with names, as well as a requirement for ICE and DHS agents to present proof that there is enough danger present to be masked to a judge when they get their warrant.

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

CW Suicide Guns are simply the worst. A too-effective means to an end that leaves grieving families with so many hard, unanswerable questions. And I know that the response to this is always that if someone really wants to kill themselves, they will find a way…but would they really?

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Alright look. Don't all get mad at me. It's almost like he doesn't have a coherent ideology and will do whatever he thinks is most advantageous? Maybe I'm going too far

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

Republicans do not consider themselves part of the same national community as you. They hate your freedoms, they spit on your values, they do not think you have a right to an equal say in this commonwealth. They consider themselves your enemy.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Blue Velvet is effective in part because it captures the dreamlike horror of your friend taking you to see one of their friends and it's just weird as hell

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

The thing about this attitude is it’s fundamentally antisocial and inhuman, and misogynistic. What’s more artificially extended than the care a newborn needs out of the womb? Did this person appear out of thin air as an adult? Where does “society” come from, if not networks of caregiving?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

how many balloons to make baby float but not fly away

submitted 2 days ago • 52 comments

i firmly believe that, given the opportunity, i could make fun of these guys hard enough to make at least one of them cry

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

free-to-download poster for printing sajan.itch.io/wizard-poster

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

I want to gather up all the pro-trans/pro-queer/pro-human rights science journalists and write an open letter. Who's in?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

teslas are a danger to society (i just saw a cyber truck with a neon green wrap and it was so startlingly ugly that i gasped, choked on my gum, and almost crashed my car)

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

Seeing each other's posts on other social media sites BASICALLY makes us as influential and transformative as The Lost Generation we're all Hemingways and TSs Eliot reading about each other in the Paris Review, practically

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Legitimately don’t see how we move forward in the same country as these people without civil war

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I'm just saying, Final Fantasy Tactics is one of the greatest games ever made

submitted 2 days ago • 189 comments

random people showing up daily now to shout down masked government thugs with assault rifles and tanks and full military gear for the high-stakes operation of arresting a suspected undocumented line cook sort of feels like something