jaredparker.bsky.social
Former Christian fundie trying to redirect his idealism toward more humane ends. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. he/him
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Hey now. I’m 47 and Jamie Kennedy was in every dumb movie for like three years straight when I was in college. Also, Scream, Romeo + Juliet, and Three Kings (so not all stinkers, but close)
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Now it’s like, “Sure, you opened a successful local bakery, but how are you going to turn it into a chain of bakeries so instead of baking cakes you can spend all day on Zoom calls with money jerks who don’t eat carbs?”
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It's just what abusers always say when they can't get at their chosen victims
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LOL Hegseth ain't paying. Right now all they're talking about on military forums is how the deployments are broken up into 29 day blocks so DoD doesn't have to pay them active duty benefits INCLUDING no allowance for housing.
Bring these dudes some cold water. They'll keep ICE off your back.
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The real challenge will be retiring the people on “our side” who fully enabled a hiatus on democracy and want to come back and be in charge when it’s over, like nothing happened. Void has to be filled with people who actually care about building the future.
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Yeah, me too. But still. Sigh
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I think this is a good distinction but I’m also willing to bet that the flesh-and-blood instantiation of Chuck Tingle is also a genuinely great person. How could he not be?
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I am sure that the flesh-and-blood instantiation of Chuck Tingle is a flawed human being, but the online persona of him is someone to emulate in his general kindness towards the world.
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The whole album is just sublime
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actually,
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Imagine every statement by a Trump official as if it’s being screamed at their spouse.
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Why are you, though. Like literally why do you exist
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Okay but
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If I’m at a garage sale and the kids are selling hand-made bracelets, I’m buying one every time, on principle
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Yeah it's funny me and my brothers were all accidents or too much wine with dinner and unless your parents make a big deal out of "planned" or whatever it ends up not being a thing. And you can have jokes like this instead of worrying about whether or not you were planned like a shitty vacation.