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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

What would it take to get me to watch the Four Nations hockey thing? This is what it would take to get me to watch the Four Nations hockey thing.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

For the time being, "This isn't what I voted for" is one of the best possible things to hear, no matter how enraging and unfair it is. Convincing them to turn to the camera and explain they are now the correct kind of socialist will have to wait at least a minute, unfortunately

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Trump letting everyone know the law doesn't apply to him or his cronies anymore.

submitted 8 days ago • 104 comments

If people understood how big moose are and how vicious they can be there would be at least a dozen sports teams with moose mascots

submitted 10 days ago • 65 comments

Reviewing Japanese restaurants is tough for me because all I want to do is eat raw fish. For you, dear reader, we supplemented sushi with other dishes on the menu at Yamasho Sushi Steakhouse in Western Lights. It's this week's review at syracuse.com and @thisiscny.com.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I was led to believe that the two most important issues to American voters were the price of eggs and the risk of dementia in an aging president.

submitted 11 days ago • 93 comments

Civil service *literally* keeps the government running. Remember that when it's June and you still haven't received your tax refund. Or, take some action...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Congressperson John Lewis, whose ‘good trouble’ they love to quote so much, was arrested 45 times in his life. The last was in 2013 protesting for immigrants, during the Obama presidency.

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

Susan Collins: these cuts are going to do terrible things for science in America RFK Jr eating a live panda: no they won’t Susan Collins: alright sounds good

submitted 13 days ago • 76 comments

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

submitted 13 days ago • 341 comments

In the parlance of my youth, Travis Kelce gets the gasface for being extra nice about Trump being at the game, only to have Trump tear apart Taylor on “Truth Social” at 3am. You play nice with this man you end up looking like a chump. Travis looks like a chump.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Thanks @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for the video. Bash: “I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data.” Noem: “well, we can’t trust the government anymore.” Bash: “you are the government.” Noem: “yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A MINOR

submitted 14 days ago • 231 comments

dont let anybody ever tell you that hate can't be an effective muse

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

in 1,000 years aliens are gonna find whatever’s left of earth and as they’re piecing together our history they’ll come upon that halftime show and go “goddamn you can’t lose a rap battle worse than that”

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 14 days ago • 119 comments

Super Bowl 2026: The NFL, smarting from JD Vance’s criticism of the 2025 halftime show, presents Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Carrie Underwood singing “Camptown Races”

submitted 14 days ago • 96 comments

Tom Brady using Matt Gaetz’s plastic surgeon?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Roger Goodell in a t-shirt looking like an Everyman.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Upward mobility, outgrowing a home, job transfers and economic instability are all reasons why families move. These are adult problems with the potential of collateral damage to the children. Kids feel grief and loss when leaving the comfort and safety of an established home. Read more at Dirt Nap.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Cocaine, codeine and lithium? They just don't make soda like they used to. Literally. #makeamericagreatagain

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It's not a dog whistle so much as one of those tornado or missile siren.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Congratulations on a job well done to all the kids on college campuses who bravely stood up to Genocide Joe www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

submitted 19 days ago • 788 comments

I'm Jared! This is my pinned post of stuff since I've left X + am slowly withdrawing from Metaland. Read + subscribe to my Substack about grief and loss: realdirtnap.substack.com See my @syracuse.com restaurant reviews: www.syracuse.com/staff/jpaven... Stay for my shares and pithy observations.

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submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment