jargonscotty.bsky.social
Extremely Random Entity
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ACAB Antifa BLM
End Genocide
Bodily Autonomy
Intersectional Feminist
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I’m a time traveling pizza delivery guy.
Pizza thirty minutes before you order it or you pay me.
Seriously, Sarcasm is my middle name
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lol, “I specifically asked him”
It was even probably his first question. 😂
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They should invite elon to host the show.
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A lot of the music from that time period is fantastically mixed because the compression wars hadn’t begun.
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Fantastic!
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His fucking eyebrow has almost reached escape velocity
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Would you like paper or plastic antiterrorism?
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Well well well, if it isn’t unwell Wealwell.
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Pettable kitties!
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What if it was weeping because we kissed?
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Uh huh
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Remember, they can handle one ten thousand person protest, but they can’t cope with ten one thousand person protests!
They can kettle one big group, but not many smaller groups. Break apart when they group. Reform somewhere else.
Learn from Hong Kong protesters!
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bed loves u too
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I feel the neglect was a big part of it. Whenever someone is affectionate I get paralyzed. It reminds me of that one gerbil everyone dropped on the floor. 😬😵💫😆
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I said he looks like a divorced goth dad. And then realized, “that’s just who he is, genius!”
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Do you feel like you were neglected as a child?
Did your parents show you affection?
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I’d rather have a chef
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So that’s how you treat the bosses wife?
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Yeah, they hadn’t gone to school yet. Both heart surgery and child labor laws are very recent developments
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There is no escape!
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When we visited my aunt as a child, she tried to gaslight me and I went to my mom and privately asked if she was crazy.
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You don’t know how true this is
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This generation has single handedly proven there is no such thing as psychic powers.
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Just say “roaches”
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I think you meant Kentucky
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When’s the last time a fucking data center made something edible?
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Did the spider pitch this?
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Because they’re literally no smarter than Ai.
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Was it reversed?
I got “reply guy hanged” and am very concerned about my future in comedy
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Their brains came “pre-broken”
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I’m in
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Yes.
It’s basically my measuring stick for how dumb a given website is. If they have a think piece on it, you’re deep in the looney tunes jungle.
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If you’re a ten sticker car, you’re probably missing your chance at a diverse audience if they’re all “great”