jargonscotty.bsky.social
Extremely Random Entity
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ACAB Antifa BLM
End Genocide
Bodily Autonomy
Intersectional Feminist
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I’m a time traveling pizza delivery guy.
Pizza thirty minutes before you order it or you pay me.
Sarcasm is my middle name
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I would vote Liquid Death for any office in the current administration
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They desperately want a reason to fuck with China and they have no goddamn idea what they are up against.
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That is not where I thought that was going
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Crabs.
You know it’s fucking crabs.
Everything evolves into crabs!
…and rock solid carapaces are a total win.
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I’m ready to pitch subscription based gasoline manufactured by an Ai that can’t afford to buy love.
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Or…hear me out…
Pay HALF your taxes…
aaand
Just leave her there?
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He should reckon with some more college writing classes
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Don’t be an underage drinker
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If fired from a particle accelerator at .87 the speed of light
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Dear cog, they can’t even edit properly.
I hate them so much, at every level.
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I hope you’re well too!
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I’ll vote for them. They seem stronger than democrats
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Thanks for making sure I’m precise in who I blame!
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Don’t act like I set that bar.
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No. The part you see seems nice
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No, he’s not
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More talented but still not a good person
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Grounds for block
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He’s an alcoholic abusive sexist low talent bootlick flaccid penis of shmooze
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Nailed it
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I’ll do it for free
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HUUUUUUUG!
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Cuz
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Still not delicious
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But…if I could somehow shit on them from orbit…
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Can someone please tell me what I just read?