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I was Organism_46b on Twitter. Well I still am, but I also was. SKOL
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If WhatsApp has to have a whole commercial telling you they can't see anything you're saying or doing on their app, they're definitely seeing what you're saying and doing. They're owned by Facebook, after all.

Miller is worse than Trump, IMO, and he's a bigger threat to democracy than Trump as well. He just doesn't have the power, yet, to do something about the people he doesn't like. If he ever gets it, though, watch out.

I'm not a woman or anything but I don't think I'm too far out over my skis in asking why tf tampons have pesticide in them..

"I slip up, I text you, I forget That you were so, so disrespectful.." Ashnikko: Hi, It's Me

Bruh....

Man, I'm having a hard time not thinking the Myans were right about the world ending in 2012. It's just taking a long time for the world to melt in on itself.

Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m 16 and I’m going to marry a handsome prince! Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.

Guess which one of my teeth is fake *flirting*

It's pretty incredible that most of the funny people I follow here seem to do nothing but complain about how people take their jokes. I need some new people to follow.

I can just imagine JD Vance asking why our roads are woke if we did this in America.

I actually love technology and this still speaks to me on a very deep level.

Is it too much to ask for farmers to give me some credit for washing my car, bringing on the rain their crops need?

Hard-hitting analysis from NYT. As you can see from the diagram, legal impediments are a weak gray box that can be defeated by a strong orange arrow and bold typeface Gift article (but it’s bad) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

House Guests: What can we do to help? Me: Never darken my door again.

The "cut off my nose to spite my face" party

Brought to you by the letter "F" for "Fuck yes!"

@danpfeiffer.bsky.social That Act Blue interview was atrocious. Her: We never sell your data. Also her: If I need to pay my staff because we haven't reached our goals, I'll give your info to a 3rd party to pay the bills. Y'all can possibly think this helped.

100% my top choice for being stuck on a desert island with someone.

Hercules and Diomedes, by Vincenzo de’ Rossi, 1570s

These guys are hell-bent on putting The Onion out of business.

I'll bet Google searches for "Trojan Horse" have spiked