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I was Organism_46b on Twitter. Well I still am, but I also was. SKOL
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It's pretty comical (coincidental?) that there's so many people that die and "come back" and claim heaven is real. Not one of them has ever said, "Yo, Hell is real! You do NOT want to go there, I'm serious!"

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Damn, Seether sucks now.

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A luke-warm NFL take: Mike Tomlin is this generation's Jeff Fisher.

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Who belongs in El Salvador, you ask? I'd start with people that listen to their phone in public on full blast while also eavesdropping and interrupting every conversation around them.

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Come on, tax spam call.. Be better.

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Is Bill Simmons a Cicada? I swear we haven't heard a thing out of this guy for 13 years and now this mf is everywhere

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I mean we're all just enjoying our favorite band playing on the deck of the Titanic while we sink to the bottom of the ocean.

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America right now:

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Elon demanding to speak to the manager to return the election he bought.

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Memes were made for days like today

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So, by "Project 2025" did they mean they were gonna stop fucking up the country starting in 2026 or....

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I'm at an age where I get way more mad when people waste my time than when they waste my money

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The seasons should be reallocated as follows: Spring: April - June Summer: July - September Fall: October Winter: November - March As a firm believer in man-made climate change, and living in the Midwest, winter shouldn't be half the goddamn year.

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Monocle remaining in place, "Mmm doth protest the exact correct amount, methinks."

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were these people grown underground like potatoes

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Won't be too long before Trump takes credit for Saquon Barkley being on the cover of Madden. Hopefully there's a different kind of curse that happens here..

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If they want to make robots more realistic in the future, they need to make some that can't do a damn thing with its left hand, but also most of them that will be surprised when one of them is left-handed.

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If WhatsApp has to have a whole commercial telling you they can't see anything you're saying or doing on their app, they're definitely seeing what you're saying and doing. They're owned by Facebook, after all.

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Miller is worse than Trump, IMO, and he's a bigger threat to democracy than Trump as well. He just doesn't have the power, yet, to do something about the people he doesn't like. If he ever gets it, though, watch out.

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I'm not a woman or anything but I don't think I'm too far out over my skis in asking why tf tampons have pesticide in them..

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"I slip up, I text you, I forget That you were so, so disrespectful.." Ashnikko: Hi, It's Me

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Bruh....

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Man, I'm having a hard time not thinking the Myans were right about the world ending in 2012. It's just taking a long time for the world to melt in on itself.

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Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m 16 and I’m going to marry a handsome prince! Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.

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Guess which one of my teeth is fake *flirting*

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