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Jay // 26 they/he EST // good lord i might actually have to use this site
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Mousecow is very much enjoying the cool of the living room floor now. #EverybodyLovesMousecow

Yay yay I'm playing games and having fun and enjoying myself :) *goes to bed* I think I should k*ll myself actually

Actual voicemail I just got: "Your 50% discount for Comcast is expiring today 😨 To fix this call the number on your screen now" Oh shid okay one moment *dials "POTENTIAL SPAM" on my phone*

If I've learned anything it's that I can't trust literally Anything the Unmentionables say. "Expect a big surprise tomorrow :)" I literally do not care anymore. I will only start panicking if I see the mushroom clouds

I desperately crave affection and love but I can't trust myself to treat someone else right when I can't even get my shit together first!! Takes a hand drill and drills a hole into my skull

Wii Snorts

It's wild to me that people will follow me after I like one (1) of their posts on my Discover feed. Like shouldn't you be a little more discerning

Ah yes, the familiar feeling of being scared of something big happening soon but also kinda wanting it to happen too

Disaster befalls anyone who whispers the Forbidden One's name

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

Gamers listening to breakcore: Yooo why does this sound so much like Your Favorite Nightmare 😂😭

Me *wets my toothbrush under the faucet* The microscopic bug in the sink that thinks a torrential flood just started and stopped over the course of 1.5 seconds: Hooooly shit

I was having a chat yesterday with another user about Rialto Beach, so I thought I would share a shot from there. The sea stack here looks quite similar to the one from yesterday. #timothykeeneyphotography #photography #landscapephotography #olympicnationalpark #washington #beach #seastack #waves

The world needs you. Idk for what but it needs you

No Nintendo at SGF??? Bro they FORGOT about Mario Kart 😭😭😭

Had a dream about Link's Awakening, woke up to learn today is the anniversary of its original release. What does my brain know that no one else does

Application for a thing: What can you bring to this *organization*? Me:

*recovering from eating fast food several hours ago* I don't think I have a healthy relationship with food

Takosan Weiner, a sausage/octopus capsule toy, on Tokyo Character Street today

pictures like this make me believe in magic

Snape kills Dumbledore

“Sunset Silhouette” #photography #sunset #landscape #scape #eastcoastkin #tree #silhouette #pnw #washington #clouds #cloudphotography #skyphotography #landscapephotography

I legitimately think that wearing a cute dress would crack my egg

HAPPY PRIDE IDK WHAT I AM BUT I'M GAY

One day I'll update my characters and my refs for Art Fight. Maybe one year

Me: Hi I'm Jay :) Total stranger: Hi Jay how are you :) Me: What the fuck how do you know my name

I've been saying this

Yesterday afternoon clouds literally flowed like a river meeting the sea over my #NJ house. The entire #sky was magnificent! #outside #photography

>"Thought Experiments that RUINED People's MINDS" >Look inside >Trolley problem >Ship of Theseus >Grandfather paradox

Maybe I'll fall asleep and wake up as a new person that is not me

Combining a medusa (a creature that tries not to look at their face) and Narcissus (someone who loves looking at their face) to create someone who is completely ambivalent about their appearance