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Proud owner of 3 brain cells doing their best Probably skeeting about the Cubs or Bears Servant of Ralphie, our one true queen 🦬 Airport Bird Stan (he/him)
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If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by the Pope, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

The Green Day cycle

You know today is the real opening day because Ian Happ is raking

How do sommeliers feel knowing they could never recommend a pairing as good as taco bell and baja blast?

✨ grad school homework ✨

when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code

The coach of the Fenway Bowl should get dunked by a cooler of Sam Adams

Hey Scrooge I slept fine you cheap bitch

The SEC is undefeated in hypotheticals and 0-1 in games under 50 degrees

I've lost the plot, the bit is all that remains

"What radicalized you?" I decided it was stupid to determine who gets to be a doctor based on throwing footballs into giant soda cans in front of millions of people

Drop the Lock Screen

“why not welcome different viewpoints” well i have friends who those people believe shouldn’t exist, or have less rights and freedoms because they are different why the fuck would i want to hang around with people who simply cannot get past their own stupidity? i don’t need that shit in my life

She blue my sky till i start her pack

There are two genders: Star Trek and Star Wars