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every time i make the bed with these i say "stern yet sensual skipper of the uss rough service"

I’m old enough to remember when bedding didn’t ask such personal questions

In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine had no signs of relapse after three years. Dr. Vinod Balachandran from @mskcancercenter.bsky.social joins us to discuss the results and what they could mean for cancer treatment.

There was one carton of eggs left at the local Trader Joe's last night and a group of us all alternately staring at it and each other. I think we were about to have the most awkward Battle Royale every until someone thought to inspect the carton and found out half the eggs were already broken.

New Bluesky feature makes you watch an hour of MSNBC before replying

well done, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

Why do I have the sinking feeling that bullets are going to start flying around any day now.

it begins.

This constantly gets brought up in response to AI criticism. No one objects to these applications. They object to the consumer facing dreck that's being marketed to us as groundbreaking and forced onto our devices.

I am happy to say the "Followers only" reply setting is getting implemented. We're also adding a way to set default reply settings If you want your posts to default to "Followers only," that'll become an option

If you've followed Elon or 'Memestocks' long enough I imagine you've realized what's going on here. This is literally just using The State to facilitate insider trading. Elon does this with Twitter ALL THE TIME.

This trade might even convince Chuck to want to watch a Laker game.

Somewhere Vlade is convinced this proves him right

i think dirk orchestrated this because he didn't want someone else to get a statue

I did not realize this, but apparently, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries are now the GMs of the Dallas Mavericks.

This just in: Lakers announce Bronny is the starting center for Tuesday's game against Clippers.

woj rn

"The Giants losing Saquon Barkley was possibly the dumbest transaction in sports." DALLAS MAVERICKS: Hold our beer

The most relieved entity in the Davis trade? The floor at Crypto dot com Arena. No more shall that poor hardwood be abused by Davis season after season. #SkyHoops

Yes I’m slightly deranged at the moment but I’m working on a theory re: the Luka trade. It involves Elon convincing Miriam Adelson to sabotage her team as a means to the Trump admin exacting its revenge on Mark Cuban. (I’m about 98 percent kidding, to be clear.)

Mark your calendars now: Mavs at Lakers, Feb 25 Lakers at Mavs, April 9

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963