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I like my fruits soaked in liquor and my vegetables fried!
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Elon Musk has 12 children (one of whom died in infancy) with three different women. Praise Be.

Humpty Dumpty McAss Crack, The Yodeling Dog Anus

She better ditch his ass before he brings her down: Travis Kelce Says 'It's a Great Honor' to Have Trump at Super Bowl After President's Past Comments About Taylor Swift.

OG Potato Chip Charcuterie

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Please don’t drag the bird post over to the lovely butterfly!

Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute. Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.

Dry Ass Pussy

#saysomthinghatday

#MLKday #FuckTrump

Barack Obama held his inauguration outside when the temperature was in the 20s. 

They called us #snowflakes so much that now they have to have it’s inauguration inside. Fitting.

Mueller and Smith failed Americans. The End.

His mushroom pp would look like an innie bellybutton if his inauguration was held outside in 20°F temps!!!

Raise your hand 🖐️ if you will NOT be watching the inauguration so all of my followers can follow you! 🌊 Leave a comment and repost and you will get MORE followers! 💯 Don’t forget to follow me too! 💙 @azbrittney.bsky.social Who agrees? 🖐️

I went through my cds thinking I would donate any Carrie Underwood’s CDs to charity…. SURPRISE! I have none!!!!

OMG where do I donate my socks and underwear?!? www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

This is great #survey company. I have gotten free food and household items. They pay $3 per survey and you can cash out at $10. join.pineconeresearch.com#/signup/?Cam...

I’m glad that I don’t have enough hate in my heart to be a Christian.

As a person with restless leg syndrome…. I’d really like to try gravity boots. #visual

Is Google broke?!

This is true everyday, 24/7. 🎯

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