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There is no scenario where neoliberal Democrats control the Democratic Party and the party regains popularity to dominate electorally nationwide. Progressive populism. That’s the only path for the Democrats.

it’s so funny to be like “we don’t need diverse spies”

I'm annoyed at myself for saying this, but I saw all of this coming . And I'm no expert. I've read like, two whole books and a wikipedia article. The Ancient Fucking Greeks predicted this shit. We know exactly where this is going and anyone who says otherwise is complicit or in denial.

Injecting a liter of human growth hormone into my ass while screaming "DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!"

Lord help me I’m joining civic organizations.

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

"The United States is being towed out to sea where it will be scuttled."

I’m so sick of people saying this shit, especially elected officials. He’s the president. Declaring himself a king after issuing an order just the day before that says he’s the final authority on all laws isn’t a goddamn distraction.

As long as we're issuing illegal orders and making nonsense declarations – with the power and authority vested in me, it is hereby ordered that I am now Elon Musk.

It had its flaws and never really lived up to its hype, but I did think "rule of law" was pretty good. Not great, but pretty good.

We must rally behind our President! Please call your Congress people to let them know you support Trump's action here!

Having co-taught DEI workshops (improv), most workplace DEI boils down to "Have some empathy, and don't be a dick." When people get upset at DEI it tells me they are can't change, won't listen & adapt, and are bad at teamwork - which I'm lead to believe are important skills for the workplace.

These Dark Enlightenment folks - and fascists in general - is that they are all just angry dorks. When I was growing up, angry dorks were obsessed with Star Trek and D&D. Now, it's phrenology and race science.

Was annoyed by folks still flying Trump flags but then realized I now know who’s gonna snitch.

Hard not to feel like this is going to end exactly as we think. The president of a democratic country is approvingly quoting Napoleon.

Lol everything is terrible, but I got recognized for doing comedy in SUBURBAN PHILLY last night.

I wrote about how gambling is dumb and takes your money, yet casino & mobile sports betting groups are once again trying to squirm into Texas (and take our money). thebarbedwire.com/2025/02/14/c...

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

Ah, there it is!

It's the The Gilded Age, but with Nazis.

Lead us not into penn station

Not that anyone I know goes to this dumb, but you know... don't go here.

Wulp, I have skin cancer again. Once again, they caught it in time so it won't be a big deal small outpatient surgery and then fingers crossed it's fine. Ugh.

"Gulf of America" is just a loyalty test. It's a way of checking who is going to abrogate reality for no reason other than a cowardly refusal to stand up to the bully or an opportunistic willingness to toady up to one. Anyone who will call it that will help you round people up or look the other way.

To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:

talking about fascism being imperialism turned inward, the private security company reportedly providing protection to musk's doge team is triple canopy, formerly known as blackwater. literally the same mercenaries they used in iraq are now helping stage a coup in the u.s.

We've updated our tracker below with these 3 additions. If you have information about any of the people on this list, or know of other Musk associates who have entered the federal government, reach out on Signal at 917-512-0201.

Just absolutely bonkers details in this article. Edward Coristine was a member of several Telegram chat rooms that were being tracked by the FBI, including Kiwi Farms (known for harassment campaigns). Coristine was apparently on the FBI's radar for his prior contacts with an alleged criminal hacker.

Headed into the weekend, a gentle reminder that this whirlwind is specifically designed to make us feel exhausted, overwhelmed, resigned, & sapped of energy, and that it is more important now than ever to connect with your community. Hug your family, check on your friends, walk in your neighborhood.

20 years ago people warned that what happened with Blackwater in Iraq and Afghanistan could happen here because they were totally unaccountable and amoral organization. But those warnings it’s broadly ignored by the mainstream media and democrats.

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

Tim Robinson:

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

The plain language interpretation of this and similar moves across agencies is that the Trump administration (and shadow prime minister Elon Musk) harbor genocidal intentions toward queer folk.

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

Anyone in Austin know this Adam Cahn chud? He works for Hat Creek Burger Company. Might be a good idea to email his work and let them know your feelings.

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

I was a climate refugee before it was cool.

Does anyone have my senator's personal cell phone number? Sic of leaving voicemails.