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I’m a Twitter refugee. Here to check this place out. I post political. Sometimes funny. Sometimes not. Swear a lot and I troll MAGA like it’s my job. No DM’s whatsoever🚨
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Trump needs a refresher as to why the US is obligated to protect Ukraine. In return for the Ukraine nuclear disarmament, 1994 (the Budapest Memorandum), the US pledged to protect Ukraine. An accord that Russia also signed and then reneged on. They don’t owe us. We owe them. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

… Ukraine has “gone too far” in doing what? Defending its self and its people? Pretty sure that’s not a thing. Pretty sure those are Russian talking points… pretty sure you’re working for Putin. #RussianAssetElon

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

You can’t make this shit up.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Alnur Mussayev, former head of intelligence in Kazakhstan and Soviet KGB agent, claims that the KGB recruited Trump in 1987 under the code name Krasnov. Once you accept this, everything he’s done in the last 10 years make sense. Just add it to the list of things the GOP will ignore.

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

Trump visited a Trump Organization property on 428 (nearly one in three) of the 1,461 days of his presidency and is estimated to have played 261 rounds of golf, one every 5.6 days. FYI His handicap didn’t budge, while Americans died by the hundreds of thousands because of his COVID mismanagement.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Europe and Canada collectively lost over 1100 soldiers and spent over $150B in the 20 year Afghan War— after NATO Article5 was invoked by the US from 9/11. The only time in history. Based on Trump’s logic, the US should have to surrender all of its mineral wealth to them for a debt that is owed.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

The actual polls, reading that Trump is bragging about having the highest polled numbers for a president ever…

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey Elon, how’d this one sneak by you? It would have been a guaranteed win. You could have saved $200m and said it was $200B.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Elon and Trump are about to cause an international incident with a NATO country. 🇵🇱Polish Minister of Digitalization Krzysztof Gawkowski: Poland purchased Starlink, which it transferred to Ukraine. We pay and will continue to pay a subscription fee for satellite Internet for Ukraine.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hey Turnip, them tariffs workin yet?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

😬👀

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Elon only has a plan for Russian success. He has no empathy for Ukrainians, dead or alive. The opinion of a rich douchebag wasn’t asked for nor is it welcome. #FuckElon

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Trump and his staff want you to think as a country, we’ve hit rock bottom… but unfortunately there is no depth Trump and the GOP won’t sink to. #TrueStory

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is MAGA under Trump and RFK Jr. #MakingMeaslesGreatAgain

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This guy at the Can/US game yesterday. #Never51stState #Perhaps11thProvince?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Isn’t it weird how republicans cannot have a single event where one of the speakers does something completely Naziish? 🤔

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Cobra Chickens just beat the Freedom Pigeons! Everything Trump endorses, loses. #ETTD

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

BOOM-Headshot💥 Congrats team Canada!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine causing mass panic amongst your brainless followers about something that won’t happen for a billion years but you continue to ignore the climate change crisis that is happening right now that you have the ability to reverse…🤦🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Trump: “long live the king”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Here’s a picture of Elon releasing of his kids into the wild to fend for themselves. #ProbablyTrue

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Elon’s ignoring more of his kids. His plan was to populate the earth with his spawn… not to raise and take care of them.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Thanks to Trump, there will be more Canada fans than American fans in Boston tonight. #4Nations

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Ketamine is a hell of a drug. #ElonHighAF

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

lol Canada’s got jokes!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

At CPAC, JD Vance said men should never suppress their "masculine urges". Do these “urges” include layering on eye make-up?

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Your new (and probably last) FBI Director.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ffs 🤦🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Commander of the ISS: “Musk lied about the stranded astronauts in his Fox interview with Trump.” Elon, 5 minutes later:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Trump called Fire Captain Rebecca Marodi, a DEI hire, telling his rabid cult supporters that she was to blame for the California wildfires — now she's been viciously murdered in her own home. Trump needs to be held accountable. www.cbsnews.com/amp/losangel...

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this but being infected by the measles has absolutely no health benefits. The Children’s Health Defense is an antivaxx pseudoscience group with RFK Jr. as its head spokesperson. The rhetoric and misinformation shared by them is dangerous and not based in fact.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Here a picture from back when America was actually great.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine the MAGA outrage if Biden was president and planes were falling out of the sky everyday, inflation increasing, eggs were $15/carton and Joe spent the 17 of the last 30 days golfing, going in circles around a racetrack, and going to the Super Bowl, while his minions destroyed the nation.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

This is what you get when the presidency has been bought by Elon Musk and Putin. Trump owes them. He is now beholden to them. He is compromised. Btw…that "big beautiful ocean" that separates the US from Russia is only 4 km wide.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah… I’ve got a coupon for $5 off on a pizza. Hey everyone, I just saved myself $50,000! That’s how it works, right Elon? www.rawstory.com/amp/doge-267...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Trump just blamed Ukraine for Russia invading them and starting a war. He’s basically victim blaming a rape victim now. If Ukraine didn’t dress like that, Russia wouldn’t have been interested… #TrumpIsDisgusting www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

🚨🚨🚨FASCISM ALERT In case you aren’t paying attention, Trump just signed an executive order that took judicial and congressional power away from judges and Congress to interpret laws.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

BREAKING NEWS: The guy who said last week that “no one works from home, they just golf instead” just spent the last 17 out of 30 days of his presidency, working from home at Mar a lago and golfing. #TrueStory

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Fun fact: don’t be a dick and you won’t be treated like one. #ElonIsADick

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Pssssst… hey guys, wanna see a dead body? #CommunityNotes

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

This is what a Russian asset looks like.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Ooooh self-burn… those are rare!💩

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I asked Ai to write me a poem about Trump. It did not disappoint.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Just a friendly reminder that it’s not actually a coup unless it comes from the Coup d’etas region of France; otherwise it’s just sparkling hostile government takeover

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments