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wouldn't you like to know pal Atlético Ottawa, Sens, Liverpool etc. but also mostly bad jokes and Sopranos memes
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“Why is everyone mad at Wayne? Is it because he didn’t wear a jersey?” - Bobby Orr, an idiot

Couple years back I did this thing where I listened to every single Wu-Tang related release, in chronological order, ever put out. If you also attempt this, be warned it's about 10% the greatest shit you've ever heard and then like 90% Cappadonna.

The headloss in that group chat tomorrow is going to be generational

youtu.be/KC4tjdQiaTM?...

You just know if we win he’s going to say some dumb shit like “WE will all be a great hockey team some day” or whatever

I would certainly have preferred it if the Buffalo Bills had won the football game

Watching all the leafs fans file out of the CTC and drive back to "East Gwillimbury" or whatever

Rest easy Garth

Bills

Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst

Watching in real time as someone who seemingly hasn't used word processing software since 1997 edits your shared Word document

Forgot to post it at the time but Flo's sister got their kid tickets to a habs game for christmas and like the first thing he said with his little trembling voice was just "mais je n'aime pas les canadiens" 😭💀 young king

Just explained the offside rule to my future father in law in French surely that qualifies me for CBC level proficiency

This might be a bit controversial but, Go Sens Go tbh

Closing my FM save one last time before heading off to visit the missus's family for a whole week over Christmas

These movies are always so ass

Apparently #AtléticoOttawa approached @cfmontreal.bsky.social assistant coach David Sauvry for the Head Coach job but he has opted to stay (via @maximetruman.bsky.social) #CFM #CanPL

Happy Anniversary of the Statute of Westminster to all the Biskers out there

Saw Godspeed two nights in a row this week and now I understand why those hippies used to follow the Grateful Dead around

Kenny really just dropped the whole album with 30 minutes notice I missed when the biggest artists did this type of stuff

Now that I know we have flat fuck friday over here why would I bother going back to the other place

All opposed to me cracking open a cold one speak now or forever hold your peace (you have 2 minutes)

Gonna start calling this place "bisky"

For my first #AtléticoOttawa related skeet, I bring the bad news that it appears our single season scoring record holder is probably gone next year

I’m the first person to post The Holly Springs Disaster on bluesky

Old Italian lady at the sandwich spot I’ve been going to for like 2 years called me “sweetie”. I feel like the most powerful man in the world.

Gotta be the map tweet

"For You" tab vs "Discover" tab

"The Grass is Greener on Bluesky" there it is, there's your marketing slogan. Give me one thousand dollars @bsky.app

as long as the gators daily guy is on here we chillin

tennis except you have to say "marco" "polo" etc. whenever you hit the ball and if you forget to say it it doesn't count and you lose the wimbledon (in this version every match is called wimbledon)

They were really drinking in this one