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I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
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I hate that turning on NSFW content so that its viewable makes Bluesky seem to think I just want it on my Discover tab at a moment's notice. No, I don't need old man BDSM pup mask ball crushing porn to just *appear* on my timeline actually

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Recent Forsaken music for some reason:

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listen

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sweeping edge :(

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ok

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Idk why but when I got home from work I just… went in the spare bedroom and slept. I don’t ever go in there. I never sleep in there. I just up and crashed in there after work. Like why.

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They’re doing this to me tomorrow

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Listen I get and can appreciate being inclusive but like, don’t do it if you’re just swapping words around 😭

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It doesn’t feel good

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I think we should be allowed to forcefully pin people down and inject the measles vaccine into them. If they “get autism” it’ll be really funny to watch them fake it.

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I think this is the first time I've heard an Otamatone in literally anything game related and its from a Zelda spinoff.

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This is the superior method of handling long ass words

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My foot fucking hurts

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Racist people are annoying cuz they’ll seem like some of the nicest people ever and then once you both get comfortable with each other they’ll just drop the most racist thing you’ve ever heard like it’s normal like???

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Companies/people who make random ass board games weird as hell like imagine rolling up to a party with the Dead By Daylight board game.

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Oh also really makes you appreciate all the fixes and changes cuz GOD it’s a slog to play. Like 🧵

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I went back and played Minecraft 1.5.1 (the first version I played) and god the AI just fucking PURSUES in this version like the mobs will chase you absurdly far distances.

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What’s a guy gotta do to get on *that* team, huh?

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Decipher my bio

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Do you think if Fury Bowser got horny his crotch would turn orange

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Why did this white 50 something walk up to me and say “what’s up blood?” to me 😭

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Can we please make a regulation that requires all barcodes on items must be on a flat surface not close to the edge so that it shall always be easily scannable

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“DELTARUNE tomorrow!!!”

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So many people in America always have this vacant “nothing between the ears” stare.

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