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Seattle. Looking for my keys.
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The guy who pronounces it Smetzer is at it again #Sounders

Gulf of Bonerland

The end is nigh

Chieves underachieving

The fawwwwwk?

Peeked in on the girls watching the Grammys and said "Is that Kesha?" and it was and I felt inordinately proud of myself

My dad died this morning. He led a long good life and really, really loved his granddaughter. We'll miss you, Bubba Moo.

Our best-known astrophysicist was defeated by the actress who portrayed “Melrose” in the Netflix series GLOW

Gah why do I try

WIFE: ever since you started doing improv you’ve become insufferable. I want a divorce ME: yes, and…

Go PRO, y'all

Mortgage company phone rep told me to have an exuberant day, which, thank you, no

Generative AI is experimental

There’s the family you’re born into, and the family you choose

Two weeks left in the year and we’ve got Aetna shaking in their boots

I mean if we've seen the shooter we haven't seen him, iykwim

Not available for streaming anywhere, it seems. Dust off your VCRs, #filmsky

Daughter asked her bestie if she wanted to come to a Kraken game with us. The kids are all right.

I feelafel about this.

Lord grant me the confidence of the people stating sternly that Stef Frei should have saved that shot.

Feelings running high at Fred Meyer