jayarney.bsky.social
Seattle. Looking for my keys.
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Baeutifull
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Hey, only five other skeeters made this same exact joke
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287 minutes of Bill Hurt wincing. And it’s glorious.
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I’m due for my second one. First time I scheduled it for 7am. Dumbass rook move.
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I'm damn well gonna block and report Jesus.
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Thank you, James.
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An old-school groaner! Respect.
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Thanks, Kennan.
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Icon.
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See, that’s all Luigi was trying to say. But they indicted him anyway.
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I ... didn't realize he was so small.
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And thanks for the good work you do, Rob!
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How are you not surgeon general
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Yeah I wish
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She actually wrote the Xmas card, eliding those details and giving me a made-up hobby. Watch your mailbox!
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Well, it’s been a journey. She did two semesters at Goucher, one at College of Charleston, and she’s taking the next semester off. Maybe Montana State in the fall, to study ag with an equine emphasis. Because the liberal arts clearly suck.
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She was planning a polisci major, but got disillusioned with politics. That kind of thing doesn’t happen in the medical field.
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I’ll work on her. Maybe you can talk her into pursuing medicine.
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My sense of safety shattered when my child followed me. Don’t let it happen to you.
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You’re living well, I’d say.
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Is your job now basically fixing cool old shit? Lucky bastard.
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That was *Standing* on a Beach. Figures on a Beach were a pop act of no particular distinction. Eric Burner had the 12-inch of this, as he would. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQ-...
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Figures on a Beach don’t qualify as great
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oooooh the penguin is you
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And a lower 401k company match? Why, I welcome it!
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The very last sentence of the article. I enjoyed reading it that much.
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“Very little chance stray chickpeas will become invasive species in the driest place in North America.” Melania’s c**chie would like a word!
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Hope Jordan's kid poking at the postgame microphone makes the extended cut.