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Web developer, snake owner and EPCOT stan. I watch bad films. Vue, Nuxt, Java. He/him.
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submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

Serving unimaginable levels of cunt

submitted 2 days ago • 154 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Heads up, the Jeremy Vine show are sniffing around trying to get a trans woman on their show to "debate" if the UK was right to try and take away our rights etc. Don't say yes if invited. It's a gotcha. They're aiming to set up a panel with multiple anti trans voices platformed as authoratative.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

An utterly shameful day. I hate that this is where we are.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Pop stars going on adventures is it?

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

At the London Switch 2 hands on experience today, and heard something that stood out. Two staff on the Drag X Drive booth mentioned they'd been told to refer to these as "vehicles" and not wheelchairs. I got clarification they'd been told to do so.

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

Review of the new Skrillex from my three-year-old boy: “some of the songs were a little scary like the scary rides at Disneyland and I needed Papa to keep me safe”

submitted 11 days ago • 50 comments

Hanna-Barbera in no way regretted commissioning J R R Tolkien to write an episode of "Tom and Jerry".

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

The opening lines to Springsteen's next album.

submitted 13 days ago • 28 comments

Corey Booker is on the senate floor explaining the storyline to Coheed & Cambria’s Amory Wars albums.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

corey booker is on the senate floor explaining the rules of netrunner

submitted 16 days ago • 19 comments

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

submitted 19 days ago • 278 comments

The Stirling area facebook flea market just made me do a colossal double take.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I absolutely love “my daily routine” pieces and there are three absolute peaches in this thread. Compare and contrast with Hunter S. Thompson’s daily routine:

submitted 19 days ago • 31 comments

Amazingly, none of the options are “stop reading The Telegraph”.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

confidently uninstalling American Truck Simulator while shaking my head and reinstalling Euro Truck Simulator while giving a thumbs up so that everyone knows I'm a good person

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort

submitted 29 days ago • 17 comments

I don’t want to hear one more female character referred to as a motherfucking Mary Sue ever the shit again

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

OH SHIT HE'S DOING THE THING

submitted 35 days ago • 41 comments

white nationalist: America is based on European values european values:

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

It is the fourth anniversary today of the best lede for a newspaper article ever. I love the Irish. ☘️

submitted 40 days ago • 52 comments

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

submitted 40 days ago • 106 comments

Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

submitted 43 days ago • 92 comments

The Kalyazin RT-64 radio telescope would fix me

submitted 47 days ago • 18 comments

me when i see a clown posse

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

How dare you come here to Hog World and be disrespectful

submitted 48 days ago • 7 comments

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 48 days ago • 89 comments

“Stay out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed”.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I see they've added an extra "K" to Sir Ian's name. But at least the movie will star Avigo and Aarrowasen, two superstars of 21st-century cinema.

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

Twin Peaks Day is little bittersweet this time around

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

your outie puts ikea furniture together correctly on the first try

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

mentally I’m here

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Newsletter: The tech industry has turned on the consumer, using abusive, manipulative software as a means of extracting wealth from every corner of our lives. Both society and the tech media must fight back, as I believe many of us deeply love our tech. www.wheresyoured.at/what-were-fighting-for/

submitted 66 days ago • 41 comments

It was a tough time trying to jerk it in the early 90s. You’d either need to scout for copies of Razzle in the woods or crack open your copy of Chessmaster 2000.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

A man of taste and discernment.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Funky Kong has been checked into the Vine Valley Rehab Center after latest overdose. Nephew Diddy Kong said to be one who found his unconscious body. The Kong family has asked that their family's privacy be respected as they navigate this difficult time.

submitted 76 days ago • 17 comments