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Author. Artist. Autist. Androgynist. Just 5 raccoons in a trenchcoat pretending to be a real boy. Creator of the Shardiverse and writer for 1.3 million followers online. They/them, for anyone who cares.
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I heard there was a secret chord Made Drake so mad He went to court

I love Bluesky. It's so much like old Twitter. Now, instead of getting slurs thrown at me when I post something, I get literally no response at all. All is right with the world.

This is the worst anyone has ever lost a rap feud and that includes all the guys who got murdered

Honestly, I won't exhale again until he's dead.

"Why are our readers leaving? We only tacitly enabled a fascist demagogue to come into power! It's not like we did anything *bad* like misgender him!"

You ever use a genderswap filter on Snap then immediately get dysphoria so bad you wanna fucking die? Or is that just me? 🙃🫠

Ex-fucking-scuse you?

can we just skip ahead to the part where we’re all hacking eachother to death with swords and axes and shit. i’m built for that part. waiting sucks

I don't want her "in the fight". I want her and every single part of the milquetoast, pro-business, neoliberal out of the fucking way and falling behind progressive populist candidates where they fucking belong.

Yes, Jack Smith is dismissing the charges against Donald Trump, but don’t worry, it’s not because he isn’t guilty, it’s just because he can’t charge him now that he’s ABOUT TO BE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF OUR NATION OF SO-CALLED FUCKING LAWS. So, it’s fine. Everything is fine.

Thank God Merrick Garland waited nearly 2 years to appoint Jack Smith because, after all, nothing is more important than preventing the optics of politicization.

I mean, what's the alternative?

LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in

we turned humanization of minorities into a moneymaking career path dawg. how did we lose

"Fuck man, you gotta eat clean if you're gonna be healthy" *boofs heroin*

The best part is writing fanfiction where good ole Nova (or whatever other stupid enby name the MC has) is summarily beaten to death by a horde of literary critics who all suspiciously look like Haruki Murakami.

NPR has spent the last few years softening its coverage to appease Republicans and here's their reward

how could messaging that amounted to “every young man who supports an actual progressive politic is actually a belligerent misogynist working to deny christ’s daughter her birthright” while she was busy propping up burger hitler as an “easy kill” have backfired man im still trying to figure it out

the “Elonia Musk” thing rests entirely on “ha ha what if he was a woman” and that is so self-evidently transphobic and misogynistic that I do not understand calling yourself progressive and unironically using it as an insult

"I'm Only Real When You Look At Me (Self-Portrait no.5)" 2022, Digital Mixed Media, by me. #art #collage #digitalart #digitalpainting #queer #genderidentity

Oh look, someone published research on the average X user.

“I’m not racist, I think everyone living should be equally weighed down by tradition like a nightmare”

people really do prefer to go to talk to actual humans face to face before making purchasing decisions but when every retailer treats every customer like a thief until proven otherwise and your service is provided by ppl underpaid and overworked with a mandate to upsell aggressively what do u expect

"How a conservative radio host and liberal politician began a friendship beyond their opposing viewpoints" fucking kill me

Roasted on a spit, served with barbecue sauce.

Also known as the generation that *checks notes* killed millions of Nazis and toppled the Third Reich.

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People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here