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jaydemille.bsky.social
Passionate about social justice. Bruins, 49ers and Blue Jays fan (perpetually disappointed). My niece says my scrambled eggs are a "taste sensation." 30, he/him.
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date: I’m sorry about the sushi but your profile said “real fish person” mermaid: can we just go

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this rich asshole in st. louis pointed a gun at some protesters and become a right wing celebrity overnight. conservatives were so enthralled by a guy who threatened to kill liberals that he got recruited to run for senate and raised over a million bucks in individual donations

People who voted Trump who are feeling pissed off right now about broken promises are an organizing opportunity, not a gloating opportunity

This too shall pass

Musk now has a well-established pattern of pursuing younger women and having children with them, only to humiliate them later and do whatever he wants with the kids, regardless of their wishes. Unfortunately, there will always be another woman who falls for it. The problem is him

I have found him. England's most correct man

Really makes you think

BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

Hi yes. Do you have any of the Allgruer Bübel Bayrisch Hell on tap? You can’t miss it - just look for a picture of a cute German boy. That’s how you know it’s Bayrisch Hell. Also the fact that not just “hell,” but all the words in the drink name are demonic and frightening

Republican's giving the Gulf of Mexico a chosen name and asking it to be respected is satire so deep I'd believe it was a throw away gag in Veep.

I’ve officially deleted all my Twitter accounts, fuck that Nazi fuck. On here now.

This has also been their entire rhetoric the whole time. They only disliked “the wall” because it was “inefficient” not because it was a grotesque monument to militarized racism

Lessons to be learned: 1. Centrists align with far-right to look tough on immigration 2. Centrists gain nothing 3. Far-right wins more power

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

I want to make it clear that Biden’s expansion of the detention facilities in the U.S., as well as Obamas bullshit with Guantanamo, made this possible. When you see so many people yelling that liberal policy leads to fascism, this is what we mean.

The Democrats are enablers, collaborators, partners, accessories, authorizers, co-signers. Several dozen of them helped Trump start up a concentration camp today

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

I’m not saying Trump voters are good people I’m saying democrats bleed voters because they are incompetent genocidal cretins

finding out how many people straight up didn’t know FSU paid out a near $1M settlement for him *before* he got suspended for assaulting an uber driver as an NFL player has been pretty baffling. he had that big speech about watson because he knows that vitriol could be fired at him in another world

The Senate confirmed Marco Rubio as Secretary of State by a vote of 99-0. Democrats offer an endless supply of goodwill to Republicans that will never be reciprocated.

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

Bryan MacCormack, the executive director of a New York-based immigrant rights group, was pulled over by CBP with two undocumented passengers in the vehicle. He knew his rights, refused to acknowledge their "warrant", and despite CBP threatening him, the agents eventually were forced to let him go.

I think it’s very important for Republican women to know that Pete Hegseth’s accuser is a married mom and a highly respected Republican aide, who went to the police immediately after the assault. They still don’t believe her. Your fascism will not save you from their misogyny.

@mutantmuseum.bsky.social welcome aboard, Mr. Armitage

I always forget this app exists but I am really proud of this katsu pork and Japanese curry that I made, so I'm posting here too.

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

for the rightoid big names it’s literally all about money. show up, antagonize people, encounter consequences, monetize outrage. for the random ones it’s just about imitating their idols without getting paid because their lives are empty

There's something I need people to understand. The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad. The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.

Met my wife on Tinder. I paid for Tinder gold when it was $4.99 per month so I'd get notifications when someone wanted to match with me. @abbadabbadoo.bsky.social popped up and I was like "oh she cute!" And matched her. Been married two years, together 5+ and have a son! Thanks Tinder!

Sorry, I don't care if I'm in an echo chamber. It's fucking Saturday. I don't need to be confronted with endless transphobia and "just asking questions" folks when all I want is to laugh at some stupid jokes while I eat Reese's pancakes and ignore my family.

Remember when this actually happened with the Wolfenstein game?

30 days of kirby ⁺✧

“hmmm all my friends are sex criminals. must be the neighborhood!”

The thing about Twitter versus Bluesky is that the right needs liberals on Twitter to make it feel worthwhile, whereas the left doesn’t need conservatives on Bluesky to make it feel worthwhile.

There are a lot of reasons why RFK Jr should not be allowed any authority whatsoever over public health, but I’m also struck by how many rapists will hold major federal offices in the Trump administration.

Tante Sarah's List of Things You Should Do Before January 20th, In Increasingly Dire Order (and a shorter list of what not to do): (1/10)

FRIENDS WHO PLAY TCG POCKET >u< My good friend @jaydemille.bsky.social is looking to add some friends to play TCG Pocket with!!! His friend code is 4808350518389400 if you're looking to add someone!! 8DDD (do iiitttt HEHEHEH) (if you want to) (no pressure) (HAHAH)

Repost to jump scare the playerbase

🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️

Eeveeon (Normal type): it’s just twice as big Eevee. No other changes.