"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits
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“We are silent when we see that all the money of all the nations has come into the hands of a few men; which we seem to tolerate and to permit with the more equanimity, because none of these robbers conceals what he is doing."
-Cicero
Oh for sure and the accent but to speak with such clarity and be able to seemingly always concisely hit the pain of truth consistently. The man is special.
You may be physically and spiritually crushed but as the steamroller does its work you have the satisfaction of knowing that in your final moments the moral high ground was all yours.
There's an old joke among journalists: if the President would be caught red-handed holding a knife over the lifeless body of his mother, the newspapers wouldn't report that he's a horrible person for having killed his mom, but rather that he had condemned matricide in a statement earlier that year.
see this could be a strategy of like some psywar shenanigans so you actually go to stop him and hes got like "aw man im officially in the wrong" in the back of his mind
Dems mad that Trump reneged on his own TikTok ban for a political win is the result of their circle being only college educated know-it-alls, who think that because THEY see through cheap political tactics, those tactics therefore have no use as political tools for change, or are somehow bad to do.
What part of the last eight years has convinced you that Trump gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut what's legal and what's not, or that anyone in our society with the ability to stop him from doing something illegal cares to do so?
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. That's why I did, despite my massive disappointment in how she absolutely squandered every ounce of goodwill she had in her campaign when she took over.
Which beats the alternative of spending a year screaming bloody murder about the big steamroller party installing big steamroller judges and doing project steamroller operator to make sure they had enough operators to run us over just to be treated as crazy because steamrollers can’t happen here.
Are you from PA where the State Police Act as judge and jury and run over suspected pot growers with bulldozers and are cleared of wrongdoing with no one punished?Talk about wrong.
Always wrong in PA.
I keep telling people the hypocrisy is the point. I wonder if they'll ever actually figure it out. Internal consistency is an egalitarian value, not an authoritarian value.
This is the grave of Mike O'Day,
Who died maintaining his right of way.
His right was clear, his will was strong.
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.
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I'm 'bout to roll all over you
Same vibe.
“We are silent when we see that all the money of all the nations has come into the hands of a few men; which we seem to tolerate and to permit with the more equanimity, because none of these robbers conceals what he is doing."
-Cicero
Now I will have to live with the fact that I am a disgusting hypocrite as I run you over with a big steamroller!
Damn you America's Lounge Singer!!! Damn you to Hell!!!
*squish*
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What penalty will he serve if he does this??
Are you a cop?
Fletch:
As far as you know.
Kid:
Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Fletch:
Why? Did you steal the car?
Kid:
I sure did.
Fletch:
Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
And none of that work involves posting. So get to it! Show us all how it's done, Steamroller Understanders!
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Goddammit.
I will leave this colossal monument to my movie quote incompetence stand in shame for the ages.
It's all a sad joke.
Passively cynical people are the world's biggest marks.
Always wrong in PA.
Who died maintaining his right of way.
His right was clear, his will was strong.
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.