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Bout that action, boss. Ravens|Warriors|Giants. Ocean sports. Pinot enthusiast, WSET L2 🍷prev Twitter 1.0, Adobe, TubeMogul (he/him)
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"For me, Halcyon docket profiles yielded roughly a ~5:1 time savings, reducing a week+ of analysis into a single day.”  -Sharon Reishus, former Chairman, Maine Public Utilities Commission, on how #AI is transforming PUC docket analysis halcyon.eco/blog/docket-...
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Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

The casualness with which Henry pushed down both defenders there good god

did terry br*dsh*w just compare lamar jackson to his prize horse?!?!

jjettas just told me that 80% of nfl players use a sleep number smart bed and i do NOT believe him

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically π‡πžπ’π§π³ who getting they ketch upped?? 8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭π˜ͺ𝘦𝘴 Β· 𝘭π˜ͺ𝘬𝘦π˜₯ 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘒𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ π˜‰π˜ͺ𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

On Twitter in one of my threads someone just said "Threads had 30M signups in one day, Bluesky has lost its chance to become the next Twitter" and he may be right, but what he doesn't know is that people here are like "cool, dodged THAT bullet"

hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

world tier 3 druid goated lfg

No you don't.

lifelong nuggets fan here

okay this one might be tough

the boat won’t see your mean jokes but your friends whose dump truck ass keeps getting lodged in roads and waterways will

I’m here. The positive corner of the internet is taking over Bluesky.

If I were working for a racist anti-semite, I would simply choose not to

lotta gratitude to chef klay and dray for being the most fun ❀️

happy Zelda day!!!

oakland ❀️

lakers*

We’re trying, John. We’re trying.

i have a cape of chattering skulls that drapes behind me for miles, each of them absolutely sure it will be the skull that latches onto my neck and tears open my throat

manifestation skeet: gonna nail this interview and get this mf'in job!

I am not here because of hate, I am here because of love: Love of open platforms, love of a kind and empathetic social conversation, love for the amazing developer opportunity, love for the team building all thisπŸ’™πŸ¦‹

cannot WAIT to tell my therapist about my first week skeeting 😍

omg just discovered dark mode! it's the lil moon icon on the bottom left corner of your profile page!!

you forgot the other major demographic here: 35 year olds who will soon be unemployed because they can’t stop refreshing the app

cold brew and a breakfast burrito >>>

hello bluesky FUCK the lakers #firstskeet

don’t know how many more social media migrations i got in me. like a dozen or fourteen at most