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Anyone Trump-aligned or Trump-adjacent is toxic to the rest of the world. We are the only country with enough people that think the malignant narcissist, criminal, and moronic two-bit con man should be in charge. It’s the same reason why televangelists have always thrived here.

There’s nothing huggable or fuckable about a man with no body fat. Plus, you can’t eat a meal with someone who’s all into getting, ugh, “shredded”. It’s all brown rice, chicken, and pre-workout. Men, as long as your waistline is smaller than your chest, you’re fine. Be kind, be loving, be fun.

Amazing how so on point Andor is.

This is a great read.

20-ish % of Americans are absolutely irredeemable

I think a lot of straight men would be in a much better spot if they realized that their interest in getting super jacked is about impressing other men, not about impressing women.

We are clearly not. I don’t get it.

If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

If you see this, post a vampire.

Sweeper is clearly the Bestest Boy!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Who are the 40 percent?

“Andor” is praxis www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/a...

I’ll be there! (I hope the Bolts show up this time too).

OMG. This is awesome!

Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen. She has been on a govt salary for years. Something aint right

Tubs is the best.🥰

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

Everyone now and again I will see someone use the phrase "woke mind virus" seriously and I will wonder what it is like to be them, and to have a head full of rancid pudding where a brain is meant to be

Bacon, coffee and cigars. It’s what’s for breakfast. #CigarSky

Let’s Go!

The impact here in Florida is going to be profound. There are a lot of Canadian license plates on the road here every winter.

𝘈 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭. 𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 The Breakfast Club dir. John Hughes (1985 & 2025)

Mickey waffles and mimosas at Hollywood Studios!

The 40 percent that doesn’t vote.

Cheers, #GoBolts fans!

An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.

“Destroy the institutions that rejected them” sums up so many people orbiting this administration

owning a small business in 2025…

Like hearing bolts crack in a submarine

The economy is in free fall. The markets are collapsing. Our soldiers are dying. Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail. Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons. And Trump is fucking golfing.

This is more true than you can believe.

The coming weeks are going to be a rolling clash of platitudes vs. reality.

Absolute unit. Look at this Chris Farley looking dude. (Complimentary) Also, great teamwork and coordination. I almost injured myself just looking at her move.

tariffs going to get real for folks soon kotaku.com/switch-2-pre...