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jaymelynne.bsky.social
Sleep deprived coffee addict that will forever be an elder emo that would rather chill at home with my dogs over going out in public </3🦝
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I am indeed very raccoon like.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Heard someone being an ignorant fuck today, but I was elbowed by my friend before I could make a smartass comment. Apparently my face was giving away that I was about to say something to get myself into trouble. Truthfully, I think the ignorant moron should be the one to get in trouble.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“I can do all things through spite which strengthens me”- Tryabitch 24/7

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I need it to be the end of the week already just so I can watch the next 3 episodes of Reacher. This damn show has been an addiction since the 1st season, & the 3rd season just premiered last week. I binged the first 3 episodes already.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m legit jealous seeing everyone posting their tattoos. I want to get mine already. She’s booked up until like May. 😭

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I stayed off Bsky for most of the day, & when I get on in the middle of the night there’s chickens EVERYWHERE. The confusion is real. I’m going out of my bawking mind.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Saturday💋 Get it kid 🔥🔥 Best walk up ever ⚾️ #SheShed

submitted 8 days ago • 302 comments

This will be me today at the general public after I woke up at 3:30am, & couldn’t fall back asleep. Curse being an adult, & waking up to pee in the middle of the night. That walk to & from the bathroom is enough to convince your body it’s time to get up. No, bitch. It really isn’t.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Went to a local Italian restaurant for lunch today. This meal was MASSIVE. It was piled about 2 inches high on the entire ginormous plate. I think I hardly ate a fourth of it. I think I’ll be eating chicken parm for the next like 3 meals. So worth it, though.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Watching @emerome.bsky.social Store Wars videos just convinced me I need to see an Em, Terroriser, & Sark collab for Phasmophobia & DBD. A 2v8 that has Em, Terroriser, Sark, Platy, @jeremydooley.bsky.social, Greg, Pasta, & Fooya would be hysterical to watch. Dream game stream right there.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times Honestly a great movie with a truly incredible soundtrack

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Tempted to go to urgent care tomorrow to get some antibiotics but also tempted to stay in bed. My congestion has added an ear ache. I see that practically everyone on here is also sick. We’re an electronic Petri dish.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Mushu is my spirit animal 24/7

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I honestly can’t remember if I ate anything today or not. I’ve been taking so much Mucinex for my sinuses that I’ve been conked out for the most part, & I can’t remember shit. 😴

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

The old school Italian guy my grandma's sister married would literally punch holes in the wall, hide money in them & then plaster over the holes, causing his family to go insane stripping the walls for hidden cash when he died I aspire to create that level of chaos for my loved ones

submitted 14 days ago • 32 comments