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jaymelynne.bsky.social
Sleep deprived coffee addict that will forever be an elder emo that would rather chill at home with my dogs over going out in public </3🦝
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I seriously could go for a triple dipper of nothing but southwestern egg rolls. Those things are so fucking good. I may have to door dash some next time I go home to Oklahoma.
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Congratulations! I hope this one treats you better.
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Nothing should ever stop a person from southwestern egg rolls.
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I ordered Dr Pepper Zero on my grocery order over the weekend, & they gave me Diet Dr Pepper. I feel like I’m taking one for the team as well. Idc what anyone says, there IS a difference in flavor between the two sodas.
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I need this but I need it in the zero. I don’t drink regular soda.
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lol I know that. It was still a sick looking tattoo. I’ve seen like 20 people post their tattoos in the last 5 minutes.
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It was clucking insane
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What the bawk is going on?
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I hum it after dealing with guys that act more like a bitch than me. The song is just so catchy.
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It ends up tasting like dirty water, & I refuse to ingest that.
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I quote it daily. It’s probably my favorite animated movie ever made.
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I might need help. I ate some leftovers for dinner, & it doesn’t look like I even touched it. 😭
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I’m happy you’re here. You’re my favorite raccoon.
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It’s all watered down when you get to the bottom of a drink
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I’ll provide plenty of sassy sarcastic entertainment, & a lack of brain to mouth filter.
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Definitely the best car stickers ever 😂
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I’ll just get a sleeping bag & pillow, & stay right fucking here.
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My dad had to have one of his cats teeth pulled a couple years ago. She’s thriving just fine, & is completely happy. Her tongue just hangs out a bit, & she drools some. She’s the sweetest little floof.
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I wake up confused on what day I’m in, & what time of day. I have to check my phone to know for sure at this point.
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Damn winter, & it’s never ending bullshit. I love gloomy weather but this not seeing any true sunlight in months is throwing me off on what day I’m in. It’s like a case of the never ending Monday.
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I thought that it was Thursday & that the week was almost over 😭
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I quote it with friends a lot.
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Happens every time I go to my primary care physician 😭
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I started feeling icky after going to a wellness check at the doctor. I was pissed because I got sick from going to the doctor.
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I take 2 allergy meds plus Flonase as it is. I’m allergic to the state I live in currently, so I have to use the 3 allergy meds just to function. I have an issue with chronic strep, bronchitis, & respiratory infections. My throat is on fire along with the ear ache. Seems everyone is getting sick.
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The trash can posts on Discord are great
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Mine has been on DND since I switched to iPhone over Android a decade ago. I have a couple people on emergency bypass, but other than that everyone else is ignored.
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I ate a pb&j then crashed back out hard. The weather is making me feel icky.
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I ate a pb&j & crashed back out. 💜
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I feel like it’s a requirement to get one whenever you’re in Philly.