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jaynee-b.bsky.social
French Horn playing, book reading, cat slave, occasional crocheter. Mum of four. Sweary. I do admin to fund my music habit.
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Happy #pancakeday everyone. May your day be filled with lemon, sugar and batter goodness. So why have we posted a bell you ask? Well this is THE pancake bell. Want to know more? Join us for a thread as we explore its history, throwing in some riots and bribery along the way...

🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺15.66m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽🐽➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/ Woohoo! #Styscraper

Kitten Henry turned up as a memory and I thought he should be shared.

I need to stop doomscrolling. Here’s my #cats from yesterday, being daft. #Caturday #ProofOfCat

Slava Ukraini. 💙💛Zelensky. Go fuck yourself Trumpy.

'I'm afraid that I was very, very drunk'

Now try spending a similar amount of money on transport infrastructure up north

Today’s #tinyjoy is all the Keir Starmer memes. You lot are ace 😂 👍🏼

I did not know I needed this game in my life. Now I do.

what's the most specifically funny joke you know. as in, you need to know or understand a subject to get why it's funny. the dad joke of your speciality, if you will

My eldest has designed a research survey for his degree course. If you are a #gamer please have a look! Shares also appreciated. Thank you! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Did this lass not practise singing with the band? Awful. Good effort to drown her out by the team & the fans though #SixNations

Telly is on ready for the #SixNations Expecting Wales to get a right hammering, and hoping they don’t. #WelshGrandma

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Is "King Trump" an enemy of the EU? 🍊🤡 Eastenders turns 40! 🍺🎂 Plus – Mail & Guardian readers share some embarrasing bedroom conundrums 😈😱 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social, @marina-purkiss.bsky.social, @jemmaforte.bsky.social and Dan Foxx here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

On of the things I like about drawing maps for people's books and projects is that I learn all sorts of things. Like, for example...about flying rivers.

Totally inhaled these books, they are excellent. Not how I imagined the protagonist while reading, but am absolutely not complaining about having Alexander Skarsgard to watch!

Next concert with Leeds Symphony Orchestra Be there or be somewhere else.

Yesterday was a bit of A Day. The cats know this* and are keeping me company today while I #wfh #ProofOfCat *or maybe it’s a bit chilly & the radiator is on

This “NATO transcript” is fake and I’m sad to see people repost it. I’m reporting it and blocking the account that originally posted it. Always worth checking your sources before you repost stuff that conveniently affirms all your political feelings, whatever side you’re on.

[Phillip Glass tries to write a joke] Three men walk Three men walk Three men walk Into a bar Into Into Into Into Three men walk walk walk walkwalkwalkwalkintointointointo A Barbarbarbarbarbarthreemenwalkthreementhreethreethree Men Three Men Three Men Three

Hi @markjsewards.bsky.social I know you’re a new MP but please - I voted for you because you weren’t Andrea bloody Jenkyns. Voted Labour because (among other things) of hope for less race-baiting madness, not more. Please stop trying to one-up Reform. Labour is never going to get those votes.

Kilt-wearing bagpiper on the roof at Murrayfield. Bet it’s a bit draughty up there. On the ROOF no you’re a child.

Now onto England/France And more whisky (yes it’s a bad idea) (no I don’t care)

Very much enjoying my unwise whisky-based decisions 🥃🥃🥃

Settled in with Italy/Wales on the telly & a whisky in my hand. I do not need to get up in the morning so I can make bad decisions tonight #MoreWhisky

Concert went well though! Properly excellent.

Fucking state of fucking ITVX load of wank app. I avoided the rugby scores, I was looking forward to watching the games on catch up when I got home. Navigate to the ITVX sport page… with headlines showing who won. They managed to make a shit app even shitter. Well done. 🙄 #SixNations

Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson on Have I Got News For You.

Tonight! And the church is relatively* warm too! *only need one cardigan on

Rehearsing tonight with the soloist for tomorrow’s #HarrogatePhilharmonic concert. The #Beethoven violin concerto is sounding fabulous 🎻 #LiveMusic

@bsky.app hi, @vizcomic.bsky.social is a humorous magazine based in the UK. Not sure why you think they’re spam.

#bluesky #blueskymoderation #viz #VizComic @bsky.app Viz comic is an long established UK satirical publication (I suppose @theonion.com is the nearest USA equivalent). This seems to have been taken down by AI tools or people not doing their research properly. Please reinstate their account.

Had a market research survey. About makeup. If they get as far as reading the comments box at the end they’ll find: “I buy Olay moisturiser from the supermarket. I own one mascara which I will replace when it runs out. I give zero shits about make up.” But I might win something for completing it!

Woohoo WYSO are here!