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jayofthesea.bsky.social

Nonsense. Board Games. Books

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Quoth the Raven: Nah, fuck that.

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Be Kind, Rewind, Flip It and Reverse It.

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Bands from a neighboring universe: Smashing Gourds Nine Inch Screws Washington Park

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hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread (they are kraft singles)

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Step on a crack and break your 401k.

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Some of us are just Larping reality.

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The real tariffs are the friends we made along the way.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again because they established it was a preexisting condition.

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No notes.

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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: That’s a paragraph break.

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Any Sleep Token fans in here?

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throwing Smurfs into wood chipper Crowd: It’s a boy!

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I’m hearing reports that some folks DON’T start their day sobbing uncontrollably?

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You should get a rabbits foot, I hear they are really lucky. Easter Bunny: Lucky for who?

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Any other feet turn lucky once removed from the body? Asking for a defense attorney.

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SOFTWARE UPDATE REQUEST: We lose our teeth between 6-10 years old AND again 40-45 years old. It’s ridiculous to expect these things to last our whole lives.

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I’m gonna let you carry it.

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At what age is it acceptable to enter my cranky old man era?

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“Let him cook” and “being cooked” are two totally opposite things right? I’m getting too old for this.

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A bowl of Coco Pebbles is an acceptable dessert, don’t @ me.

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Is it acceptable to use FFS in my email signature? Or would it be more professional to spell it out?

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Here in my car, I can cry on my way home after getting into non-existent arguments with people in my head, and I still lose. Do do do do do Do do do do do In cars

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Not sure I can shell out $80/game for the Switch 2. That’s crazy.

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My child who does not have a phone: Uh-oh, mama texted me and said our beach trip was canceled! Me: Wh- Child: APRIL FOOLS!

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SHAKESPEARE: to be or not to be, that is the question SCHRÖDINGER: see this guy gets it

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The only place you’ll hear the non-limp bizkit version of “Faith” (George Michael, btw)

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Logic holds up.

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Any of your used bookstore’s ridiculously priced? I understand supporting small business but when the used is the same price or higher than a new, I just can’t.

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Currently reading 💙📚#booksky

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BREAKING: The glass my cat just knocked off the counter.

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Yes, we know Midichlorians, but let’s not forget about MP3chlorians.

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If you could be added to one starter pack, what kind of starter pack would it be?

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Get this person a Nobel Prize.

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Yes I know Shakespeare, but have you heard of Shakeknife?

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Do people still eat artichokes? Like, dipped in mayonnaise?

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Failed music festivals: -Harmonica Hulabaloo -Bag Pipe Bonaroo -Sheet Music Soirée

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THE HOTDOGS AT THE HOTDOG CART ARE FOOTLONG PRECOOKED STOP REPORTING US

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We hear your feedback but we’ve already sunk too much money into the Stephen King Tunnel of Love to turn back now.

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