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Oh it’s morning again? We’re doing another day again?

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The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.

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Don’t forget to like, subscribe, protest and revolt.

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Stocks and Bonds just hit different in the 1600s.

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Second hand embarrassment.

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Quoth the Raven: Nah, fuck that.

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Be Kind, Rewind, Flip It and Reverse It.

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Bands from a neighboring universe: Smashing Gourds Nine Inch Screws Washington Park

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hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread (they are kraft singles)

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Step on a crack and break your 401k.

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Some of us are just Larping reality.

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The real tariffs are the friends we made along the way.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again because they established it was a preexisting condition.

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No notes.

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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: That’s a paragraph break.

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Any Sleep Token fans in here?

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throwing Smurfs into wood chipper Crowd: It’s a boy!

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I’m hearing reports that some folks DON’T start their day sobbing uncontrollably?

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You should get a rabbits foot, I hear they are really lucky. Easter Bunny: Lucky for who?

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Any other feet turn lucky once removed from the body? Asking for a defense attorney.

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SOFTWARE UPDATE REQUEST: We lose our teeth between 6-10 years old AND again 40-45 years old. It’s ridiculous to expect these things to last our whole lives.

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I’m gonna let you carry it.

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At what age is it acceptable to enter my cranky old man era?

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“Let him cook” and “being cooked” are two totally opposite things right? I’m getting too old for this.

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A bowl of Coco Pebbles is an acceptable dessert, don’t @ me.

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Is it acceptable to use FFS in my email signature? Or would it be more professional to spell it out?

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Here in my car, I can cry on my way home after getting into non-existent arguments with people in my head, and I still lose. Do do do do do Do do do do do In cars

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Not sure I can shell out $80/game for the Switch 2. That’s crazy.

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My child who does not have a phone: Uh-oh, mama texted me and said our beach trip was canceled! Me: Wh- Child: APRIL FOOLS!

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SHAKESPEARE: to be or not to be, that is the question SCHRÖDINGER: see this guy gets it

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The only place you’ll hear the non-limp bizkit version of “Faith” (George Michael, btw)

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Logic holds up.

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Any of your used bookstore’s ridiculously priced? I understand supporting small business but when the used is the same price or higher than a new, I just can’t.

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Currently reading 💙📚#booksky

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BREAKING: The glass my cat just knocked off the counter.

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Yes, we know Midichlorians, but let’s not forget about MP3chlorians.

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Oh it’s morning again? We’re doing another day again?

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.

Don’t forget to like, subscribe, protest and revolt.

Stocks and Bonds just hit different in the 1600s.

Second hand embarrassment.

Quoth the Raven: Nah, fuck that.

Be Kind, Rewind, Flip It and Reverse It.

Bands from a neighboring universe: Smashing Gourds Nine Inch Screws Washington Park

hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread (they are kraft singles)

Step on a crack and break your 401k.

Some of us are just Larping reality.

The real tariffs are the friends we made along the way.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again because they established it was a preexisting condition.

No notes.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: That’s a paragraph break.

Any Sleep Token fans in here?

throwing Smurfs into wood chipper Crowd: It’s a boy!

I’m hearing reports that some folks DON’T start their day sobbing uncontrollably?

You should get a rabbits foot, I hear they are really lucky. Easter Bunny: Lucky for who?

Any other feet turn lucky once removed from the body? Asking for a defense attorney.

SOFTWARE UPDATE REQUEST: We lose our teeth between 6-10 years old AND again 40-45 years old. It’s ridiculous to expect these things to last our whole lives.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, so I’m gonna let you carry it.

At what age is it acceptable to enter my cranky old man era?

“Let him cook” and “being cooked” are two totally opposite things right? I’m getting too old for this.

A bowl of Coco Pebbles is an acceptable dessert, don’t @ me.

Is it acceptable to use FFS in my email signature? Or would it be more professional to spell it out?

Here in my car, I can cry on my way home after getting into non-existent arguments with people in my head, and I still lose. Do do do do do Do do do do do In cars

Not sure I can shell out $80/game for the Switch 2. That’s crazy.

My child who does not have a phone: Uh-oh, mama texted me and said our beach trip was canceled! Me: Wh- Child: APRIL FOOLS!

SHAKESPEARE: to be or not to be, that is the question SCHRÖDINGER: see this guy gets it

The only place you’ll hear the non-limp bizkit version of “Faith” (George Michael, btw)

Logic holds up.

Any of your used bookstore’s ridiculously priced? I understand supporting small business but when the used is the same price or higher than a new, I just can’t.

Currently reading 💙📚#booksky

BREAKING: The glass my cat just knocked off the counter.

Yes, we know Midichlorians, but let’s not forget about MP3chlorians.

If you could be added to one starter pack, what kind of starter pack would it be?

Get this person a Nobel Prize.

Yes I know Shakespeare, but have you heard of Shakeknife?

Do people still eat artichokes? Like, dipped in mayonnaise?