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jaythearchivist.bsky.social
28. she/they. archivist. writer. ace lesbian. obi-wan and catra are my faves. if i could be mothman i would. (non-professional account) 🔞
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3 day weekend shoulda been a 5 dayer im just sayin

saw an indigo bunting omg!

crying at work bc of the heavy weight of capitalism and the knowledge that IF IM LUCKY i’ll die at my cubicle. literally what’s the point. i’m so tired.

crying about obi-wan bc qui-gon abandoned him in so many ways and that affects SO MUCH of how obi-wan interacts w the world/others and ohhhhhh so many ppl only love him for the various masks he wears but not him as himself 😭😭😭

she’s so pretty i need to gnaw on something

“what does your survival pack have in it” sir i’ve got a pound of gummy worms, two novels, a plushie, and like 12 of my favorite obi-wan figures in my bag what makes u think i’m getting out of anything alive

i only get the motivation to change my life from like 9am to 11am but i’m essentially always at fucking work when this happens so fuck me i guess

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

TORNADOES DID NOT HIT ME I LIVE TO CRINGE ANOTHER DAY!!!!!

finished reading sunrise on the reaping a day or two ago and. don't picture haymitch and lenore dove to ethel cain's 'house in nebraska' okay save urself the tears

intellectually i know obi-wan is a normal height and according to some of the comics is actually quite buff but. in my mind. he smol.

lawrence and benítez it seems i have grown quite fond of you. though there are no sexual urges you come to me as old neurotic men i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard.

locked ALL my fics on ao3 and i still got motherfuckers trolling me, good god. fuckin hate fandom sometimes

Keep it safe for me #StarWars

finally writing again 😭🙏🏻 obi-wan u always know how to get me out of a slump 💕

just bought 4 more skitty cards for my skitty collection 🥰🐈🌸

am i stupid or does the whole ‘anakin saw the clones as ppl vs obi-wan saw the clones as clones’ just. not make sense? they BOTH saw the clones as people - had different ways of showing it, yes, but at the end if the day, again, BOTH saw them as ppl.

opossums are one of my favorite animals and all i want it a nonfiction book about them but nooooooo god forbid that exists

anyone else sometimes hit with how fucked up it is we breathe air or is that just me. like. theres this perpetually empty(ish) cavity in our body and god forbid anything that’s not air get in there. idk lungs as a concept r so fucked up to me sometimes

😍😍😍

where’s this stucky renaissance coming from??? i mean i love it (stucky my BELOVED) but also huh???

cracking open a doctor pepper at 8am in my cubicle hoping it’ll save me (it won’t)

i’m sorry but if i got publicly shamed by not one but TWO popes even my atheist ass would take that as a sign. that head’s emptier than my dog’s food bowl, i swear

less fics about benítez getting assassinated and more fics where lawrence accidentally stops the assassination and gets injured/dies instead

could not give less of a fuck about what christian linke says about jayvik lmao he’s still using asexuality as a way to dismiss the fact that jayvik has the nastiest rawest gay sex imaginable

i'm out here

i miss obi-wan sooooo bad might have to watch the kenobi tv show tonight

contract work isn’t for the weak and i am NOT built ford tough. anyway. probs losing my job soon.

AN AMERICAN POPE??????? well. we’ll see how this goes i guess

WE HAVE A POPE BITCHES WOOOO

the way all my fics got fucking scraped for AI god i fucking hate AI i hate it so fucking much

"lesbians are so mean" we should be meaner

watching the conclave at work as if its the superbowl lmao

its so fucked up to me that there r places on earth where no light has ever touched. 10/10 planet tbh

reading conclave at work. save me gay priests with catholic guilt, save me

if its been said once its been said a billion times but: 2 day weekend is NOT enough i need AT LEAST 3 days oh my god

i’ve shipped obikin and quiobi for so long that i genuinely forget ppl think its freak behavior lmao

i keep seeing so much kenobi tv hate why are the algorithms doing this to me

what if i started fucking sobbing oh my god. infinite sadness INFINITE SADNESS 😭😭😭

PILTOVER WHEN I FIND YOU HEIMERDINGER WHEN I FIND YOU JAYCE WHEN I FIND YOU!!!!!!

i’m gonna have to lock all my fics on ao3 huh

‘you can’t block everyone who disliked the kenobi tv show’ actually i can 😇

when a traumatized character gets shown gentle love and affection for the first time

ppl were laughing during the order 66 scenes like. i’m not saying u have to cry (i was tho) but like. why would u laugh????

coworker caught me in my cubicle lowkey crying about obi-wan ANOTHER REASON THEY SHOULD LET ME WORK FROM HOME!!!

everyone has that character that they don’t take criticism of and for me that’s obi-wan like he was doing his best!!! sure he fucked up a few times but y’all he was doing his best!!!!!