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jaythearchivist.bsky.social
28. she/they. archivist. writer. ace lesbian. obi-wan and catra are my faves. if i could be mothman i would. (non-professional account)
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not only is everything i learn about the new wuthering heights movie against my will, it also fucking sucks. what slop is this???

HELL YEAH BABEYYYY

now to get that revenge of the sith vinyl….pray for my wallet bc oh man its taking a beating this month

ETHEL CAIN CD AND CASSETTE PRE ORDERED WOOOO

god i miss having two straight months off

she was right when she said this song would make me wanna kill myself

nettles is genuinely gonna make me fuckin sick

ETHEL CAIN CD AND VINYL AND CASSETTE OHHHHMYGOD WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE!!!!!

i always feel like a dick when i complain about my job bc i know i’m lucky to have a job but my god i’m in cubicle hell everyone shut the fuck up challenge (i miss wfh)

‘do it scared do it tired do it anxious’ like okay but wheres the line. i don’t wanna constantly be just on the other side of miserable y’know?

friend accidentally called me mommy today and it made me feel powerful

i wonder how the timeline where rofl flourished and lmao faded into obscurity is doing

anyone else get a little panicked at work when they dont understand something but all their coworkers do and then they gotta fight off tears or is that just me

put a new gay bumper sticker on my car - wonder how long this one will last before someone rips it off

just learned a childhood bully of mine who assaulted me multiple times died back in 2019 maybe life really is worth living

del toro frankenstein is going to ruin me for movies forever i know it. im beyond seated. ive been excited abt this since 2016 AT LEAST

homophobic that i’m going thru yet another pride month w no girlfriend 😔

what kind of gay-ass hole baring cock centering tit showing spine arching thigh exposing bullshit pose is this obi-wan oh my GOD he’s gonna make me homophobic during pride month. i love him.

cannot express how excited i am for guillermo del toro's frankenstein. was gonna watch the trailer but stopped the moment i saw ice. truly the only person i trust w frankenstein i am SO fucking excitedddddddddd AAAAAAAHHHHHH

after contemplating a big purchase for a year i finally went thru w it last night and my wallet may be crying but i am at peace 😎

so touch starved that if a woman touched the small of my back i’d actually explode

i keep having dreams where i get lost in the woods for like three months and everyone assumes i’m dead (fair) but then i manage to find my way back to civilization and everyone is VERY surprised i managed to live that long (i am too)

NEW ETHEL CAIN SONG IN A WEEK!!!!

i love seeing alpha!obi-wan stuff bc its so different to how i view him like no he’s an omega to ME - idk i just love all the different headcanons and views ppl bring to a character lol

3 day weekend shoulda been a 5 dayer im just sayin

saw an indigo bunting omg!

crying at work bc of the heavy weight of capitalism and the knowledge that IF IM LUCKY i’ll die at my cubicle. literally what’s the point. i’m so tired.

crying about obi-wan bc qui-gon abandoned him in so many ways and that affects SO MUCH of how obi-wan interacts w the world/others and ohhhhhh so many ppl only love him for the various masks he wears but not him as himself 😭😭😭

she’s so pretty i need to gnaw on something

“what does your survival pack have in it” sir i’ve got a pound of gummy worms, two novels, a plushie, and like 12 of my favorite obi-wan figures in my bag what makes u think i’m getting out of anything alive

i only get the motivation to change my life from like 9am to 11am but i’m essentially always at fucking work when this happens so fuck me i guess

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

TORNADOES DID NOT HIT ME I LIVE TO CRINGE ANOTHER DAY!!!!!

finished reading sunrise on the reaping a day or two ago and. don't picture haymitch and lenore dove to ethel cain's 'house in nebraska' okay save urself the tears

intellectually i know obi-wan is a normal height and according to some of the comics is actually quite buff but. in my mind. he smol.

lawrence and benítez it seems i have grown quite fond of you. though there are no sexual urges you come to me as old neurotic men i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard.

locked ALL my fics on ao3 and i still got motherfuckers trolling me, good god. fuckin hate fandom sometimes

Keep it safe for me #StarWars

finally writing again 😭🙏🏻 obi-wan u always know how to get me out of a slump 💕

just bought 4 more skitty cards for my skitty collection 🥰🐈🌸

am i stupid or does the whole ‘anakin saw the clones as ppl vs obi-wan saw the clones as clones’ just. not make sense? they BOTH saw the clones as people - had different ways of showing it, yes, but at the end if the day, again, BOTH saw them as ppl.

opossums are one of my favorite animals and all i want it a nonfiction book about them but nooooooo god forbid that exists

anyone else sometimes hit with how fucked up it is we breathe air or is that just me. like. theres this perpetually empty(ish) cavity in our body and god forbid anything that’s not air get in there. idk lungs as a concept r so fucked up to me sometimes

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where’s this stucky renaissance coming from??? i mean i love it (stucky my BELOVED) but also huh???