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proudly a miserable, childless cat lady radical left lunatic just here to yell into the void 🌟proud to be a Mainer, embarrassed to be an american🌟 she/her
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Wild what happens when you take a chainsaw to people’s employment

When you notice an app changed its font very slightly and you ask god how much more you can take

“These bitches is my sons and I don’t want custody” - Nicki Minaj

Still thinking about the Yarvin New Yorker profile, which is a master class in letting the subject hang himself on his own words. So many techies whine that the media is out to get them, writing “hit pieces” etc and really, they just let them talk.

When Kendrick said "bing bop boom boom boom bop bam" I felt that

we could have had taco trucks on every corner

UMMMMMM ??? no

Oh hey, people are posting about Stephen Miller, let's see what that's about

Universal Basic Income. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s not possible.

Jane Borden's "Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives America" develops a simple thesis: The Pilgrims were essentially a doomsday cult who passed on seven key elements of belief that have shaped America ever since. My author interview: 1/13 www.salon.com/2025/05/26/h...

a big boat stuck could fix us

Sharing so I can pour over this thread after work

BREAKING: Trump backs down from his EU tariff threat. Again. What a clown show.

Asking homeowners for permission would kill the break-in industry

Angus: Our PM went to Washington to meet with Trump—in what looked like a cheesy bordello decked out in gold lamé. When Trump was asked about Canada giving up its sovereignty, he said, “Never say never.” Every Canadian knew exactly what that meant. For a sexual predator, no means no means nothing.

the Democratic Party is not “the left”

I don’t wanna not know what’s going on in the world. But goddamn I don’t wanna know what’s going on in the world either.

This guy??? The same guy that went out of his way to spread the lie that Biden refused FEMA aid in the immediate aftermath of the hurricane before the election?? This fucking guy?

Do Democrats need their own crypto dinner?

I feel like we don’t talk about the four seasons total landscaping thing enough anymore

i want a covid booster tbh

Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless

Gender is mostly about doing bits

i think it is bad that high level public officials do not respect the offices they hold or the public they are supposed to serve

Am I crazy or did we just have a convo about how we can't fund cancer research?

bc i'm tired of hearing about this and elon musk's hair plugs, let's get this out of the way: every single ban on trans healthcare includes carveouts for the exact same medications but for cisgender people

the fact that they have to name it "white genocide" speaks volumes about the default perpetrators of genocides

If the GOP Tax Scheme is so beautiful, then why are they voting on it in the wee hours of the morning? Maybe because it’s irredeemably ugly and cruel.

first they came for the white South Africans, and I didn't speak out— because no one is coming for the white South Africans, you deranged paranoid lunatics. what the fuck is wrong with you

*looks at the world and Events* what if i just dissociated harder

he screams

trespassing, which means very passing in french,

Hey, if the media is interested in a cover-up of a senile president who's not really in control of his White House, there's one going on right now?

The current budget bill is an atrocity and out-of-touch leaders like Chuck Schumer laid the groundwork by voting for the CR. Appeasement and complicity do not work. When you bend the knee, they’ll break your leg.

“Sorry I’m late, a chickadee was collecting my dog’s hair on the porch and I’d be a monster to interrupt.”

we need a Democratic party for the left

The sitting president of the United States of America is basing our nation’s foreign policy on the unfounded conspiracy theories of known white supremacists. But sure, let’s talk about Biden.

wtf??? What about the CHOICE for people to MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS they keep screaming about???