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“Officer, I’m supposed to deliver that beer to Tuscaloosa by 8am.” “Listen, bucko, if you ever want to see that truck again, you’re gonna sit there and you’re gonna write me 1500 words on Jack Kerouac’s impact on the novel.”

submitted 10 hours ago • 53 comments

Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.

submitted 27 days ago • 197 comments

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

submitted 40 days ago • 871 comments

This, precisely, is what I think Dem voters want from their representatives: direct confrontation with people who are used to bullying others both as a matter of substance and style. You don't have to back down to these fucking clowns.

submitted 48 days ago • 171 comments

I mean .... this is fucking amazing. Credit where its due, this is top notch.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

This is what leadership looks like...

submitted 55 days ago • 138 comments

My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.

submitted 57 days ago • 299 comments

"Have you said thank you even once?"

submitted 58 days ago • 31 comments

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

submitted 58 days ago • 3296 comments

I think I figured out why his spaceships keep blowing up.

submitted 62 days ago • 85 comments

Never forget these people are losers. slate.com/news-and-pol...

submitted 63 days ago • 23 comments

“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker

submitted 68 days ago • 463 comments

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

submitted 81 days ago • 53 comments

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

submitted 86 days ago • 1529 comments

troll: to cross this bridge, you must answer me these riddles three- me: the doctor was his mom troll: what me: they used an icicle troll: i haven't even- me: a clock troll: shut up for a sec

submitted 89 days ago • 22 comments

OpenAI right now

submitted 89 days ago • 299 comments

Really reassuring to have the Secretary of Transportation respond to the worst US airline disaster in 16 years with "The Front Fell Off" bit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5q...

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

Bernie Sanders grilling RFK Jr for selling anti-vaccination onesies is the energy I needed today.

submitted 89 days ago • 296 comments

Fuck Gibson. Fuck Stallone. Fuck Voight. Go off, Arnie!

submitted 93 days ago • 14 comments

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 145 days ago • 200 comments

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

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It’s crazy that this used to be a threat but now it’s probably a Patreon tier

submitted 154 days ago • 90 comments

gaetz not ready for the major league, returns to minors

submitted 158 days ago • 123 comments

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

submitted 160 days ago • 1381 comments

Just gonna share memes for now. #cats #dogs

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