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jbonivel.bsky.social
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why is this terrifying

my tiktok comments are all not loading already 😭😭😭😭

“Im a good guy” “Why don’t women like nice guys?” -Said the man who called a woman a bitch & a hoe.

If I look at you like this, we need to leave

I can’t wait to get home and get in bed 😌

We used to be a proper country

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

This is the energy I’m going into 2025 with

if you sleep with socks on you’re a serial killer

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.

damn I want a hug

alright well i’m in love

Don’t ask to see my nails if you ain’t pay for em🙂‍↕️

can someone please just give me a lobotomy

a discount of 15% off is not a Black Friday sale <bangs gavel>

"Kendrick dropped again" is this generations version of "they've hit the second tower" no I will not elaborate it's a culture thing.

it is sometimes a great fortune to be alone

tf is this kendrick slander on my TL???? I love this album 😩

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"

damn I really just be out here grinding and being single 😪

another one bites the dust..

why do I have random cravings for Dave’s Hot Chicken? 🤔

just got my nails done 😌💅🏽

Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.

today is for spending money I don’t have :)

Me being drunk on Bluesky and responding to every single thing on my feed

When the shit goes down everybody meet up at the library. The MAGAs don't know about that place.

rebuilding my timeline brick by brick 😩