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submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Nation being threatened with annexation reminded to be polite to would-be conqueror's special song (Patreon Exclusive)

submitted 17 days ago • 21 comments

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

submitted 26 days ago • 209 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 29 days ago • 216 comments

Coming around on a terrible new opinion: it actually rocks how much Netflix sucks. "Obliterating most of film history so they can better jam you into watching 90 seconds of an inert sitcom that looks like it's happening inside of a Zyprexa ad" is actually the gambit, here. It's cool to spell it out.

submitted 60 days ago • 61 comments

THE STING (1973) is now the oldest American narrative film on Netflix — one of only 5 released before 1980 on the largest subscription streaming service in the U.S. #Streaming #FilmSky

submitted 60 days ago • 124 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 72 days ago • 149 comments

this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional

submitted 87 days ago • 355 comments

Via a simpsons fan group, I can’t take credit

submitted 91 days ago • 16 comments

My favorite John Candy story, from character actor Troy Evans.

submitted 95 days ago • 60 comments

Share if you love REAL rock music, where the guitarist is an old man dressed as a little schoolboy 🤘

submitted 96 days ago • 153 comments

If only there was some way to remove viruses from milk www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

submitted 96 days ago • 1358 comments

My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle. Me: Like Cornholio? My pt: Yes.

submitted 97 days ago • 47 comments

I still think the target is completely arbitrary but now I want to dramatically exceed it because I think we're going to need a strong, resilient military in ways we never imagined we'd need in our lifetimes.

submitted 108 days ago • 6 comments

my gf and I have a poster of IMDB's Top 100 highest user-rated movies and Shawshank Redemption is No. 1. We saw it tonight and it was her first time. While I don't think she went in with a cynical mindset, she was in tears at the end and blurted out "I thought I was better than IMDB, I'm not"

submitted 114 days ago • 3 comments

Triumph of the Hill

submitted 143 days ago • 26 comments