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One of the most clarifying things I've seen in the past few weeks is "de-escalate all conflict that is not with the enemy."

We could fix so much of this if a single blood vessel in his brain just had the courage

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

Incredible to know that millions of otherwise normal people with everything to lose are all quietly plotting to kill the same guy

Call me Garbanzo the way I make a chick pee

2009 craiglist rental listings in northern NM were absolutely wild. I still think about the one I saw that was looking for someone to join their commune, but all the commune jobs had been taken except "money guy" who would have a real world job and bring money back to the commune

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

Every so often, it just comes back to me in full force. The political and economic order that allowed this man to come to power is obviously no longer tenable. The leaders who let it happen obviously have to be replaced. This is an epoch defining failure and we have to turn the page completely.

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming theonion.com/new-stu...

yes

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

career rushing stats at Alcorn State for this man: six carries for eleven yards

Me, old, dying, surrounded by adoring family and evidence of a life lived virtuously and well: “Well… they never figured out I’m a piece of shit”

Having a big Tupperware full of corned beef and cabbage and eating bites of it cold from the fridge several times a day for a week after St. Patrick’s Day. That’s what we call “The Irishman’s Delight”

My favorite part of Hard in da Paint is when they say “Friend squad”

A slice of cheese and two slices of turkey folded like a taco and eaten quickly inside the open refrigerator is a top tier sandwich experience

Visiting friends in New York

Yeah I’m into LARP. Lemon And Ricotta Pancakes

I'd flip this. The right has an ideologically coherent project, which is the defense of hierarchies that have dominated American society and opposition to policies that undermine them. Liberals and the left by contrast believe vaguely in helping people they feel sorry for but don't agree how or why.

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

With all the historically bad things happening, it's important to remember that historically good things can also happen, suddenly.

Cleansing the timeline with 10/10 Letterman musical guests

No shade on this person but her name sounds exactly like a Democrat a Republican would make up

Eve6 is right

NFC Championship, Eagles are driving, 0:16 left on the clock. Nick Sirianni smirks and calls the play. The crowd gasps. Jalen Hurts hesitantly hands the ball off to Sirianni's two year old son. Frankie Luvu, unflinching, decapitates the young man and recovers the fumble for 6. Commanders win 46-13