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booze things | Woody & PJ’s dad | bikes | blazer enthusiast | sometimes plays some music | arsenal fc | austin fc | in NYC I was a Texan, in Texas I’m a yankee
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 2 days ago • 150 comments

roses are red, violets are great; around the survivors a perimeter create

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Any time I start feeling the ol’ imposter syndrome creeping in I just remember that the world’s richest man is a prolific public dumbass.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

submitted 18 days ago • 40 comments

What’s happening in the US is starting to feel more like a hacking than an election, with Trump basically cast as the idiot who clicked on the phishing email that let the ransomware guys in. Struck by how crucial tech not politics reporters are to us understanding it

submitted 18 days ago • 51 comments

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

submitted 21 days ago • 741 comments

in all of history the american drinking public has never been closer to enjoying a tallboy of hard milk: gotcowjuice.com/preorder

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

submitted 28 days ago • 276 comments

Nothing makes me miss New York quite like being both a little sick and a little drunk.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Seems to me like we could fix a lot of what’s shitty in this world with another Anthony Bourdain.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Generally been my policy but I am a little worried that I’ll be woefully unprepared for when, like, The Rizzler suddenly gets elected to the Senate or some such shit.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

George Banks apologist

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

How much longer until Tha Internet™️ wins out and the NFL is forced to have Creed recreate their iconic Cowboys Thanksgiving halftime performance?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Red-pilled because Comal County has a burn ban during Thanksgiving.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time of year again when I think if I just find a cool jacket it’ll fix everything

submitted 89 days ago • 37 comments

Oh. Bird Flu. Bird flew. Ok I get it now.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know how Twitter knows I started an account over here but I would describe its strategy of suddenly hammering me w/ notifications (that are just pornbots following me) as, maybe, not what I would do in their shoes.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Giving some serious consideration to kicking off my Athleisure Wear Era.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Stay humble, eh

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)

submitted 92 days ago • 151 comments

Might as well have my first Bsky post be a complaint about the officiating in an Arsenal match. A 🧵

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

wow unfollowing now, I was a big fan of the original ship of theseus but had no idea it’s now… wait

submitted 94 days ago • 7 comments