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jdheywood.bsky.social
I have fled the dumpster fire, this place seems nice, will mostly be reading jokes and posting pictures of dinner, just like the good old days
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Where do we stand on people eating their smelly lunch in a tiny bookable meeting room that they didn't book and when you turn up they s l o w l y exit but leave their lunch-stank behind and you gotta do a zoom call to the aroma of chick-pea and whatever curry with the door closed, garrgghh!!!

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Love this album: open.spotify.com/album/7C0m3P...

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Full circle.

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

Happy Thursday! open.spotify.com/track/0fDgeD...

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Absolute banger from a while back by @highcontrast.bsky.social - still sounds fresh open.spotify.com/track/082jpo...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Quelle surprise, chimes with something I heard on a recent episode of Tech Won't Save Us - all the major silicon valley tech companies are arms dealers - think it was this ep: open.spotify.com/episode/3EDV...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Liminal Space is the place between the two times you have to click "Leave Meeting" in Zoom

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Good luck with the religious tyranny I guess, call us when it's over USA and we'll pop back over for a vacation

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Umami!

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* eating healthy * Me: well this is bullshit

submitted 34 days ago • 22 comments

It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.

submitted 34 days ago • 16 comments

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

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Was hoping for a quieter and saner week this week, back on routine, alas the universe has decreed otherwise

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Lazy Sunday lunch

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What do I want for dinner? I want fried chicken. What am I gonna have? Some white fish and quinoa or some shit.

submitted 47 days ago • 404 comments

Blaze it?

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air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.

submitted 48 days ago • 42 comments

Me: Wife: But why did they get a monkey to play Robbie Williams?

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Bubble and squeak day! Best meal of the year

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

a special shoutout to everyone who "works with computers" and therefore is required to fix the electronics of their entire extended family over the holidays

submitted 67 days ago • 430 comments

🎼 he knows when you are sleeping He knows when you’re awake He’s taken a pill and he’s already gurning To In Yer Face by 808 State 🎼

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

it’s probably all just pirated stuff

submitted 71 days ago • 35 comments

Apparently, I’ve been this way since birth, according to my parents. People wonder how I get so much done and always ask me if I sleep. And the answer is basically “not much.” knowablemagazine.org/content/arti...

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❯ uv add flask ... Resolved 9 packages in 270ms Prepared 7 packages in 133ms Installed 7 packages in 6ms Hot damn github.com/astral-sh/uv is fast!

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

This is the make shit up machine, it makes shit up. We've made it so that it absolutely cannot tell the truth reliably. We will now integrate it into every part of your daily life.

submitted 76 days ago • 10 comments

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

submitted 76 days ago • 789 comments

There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds: 1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)

submitted 77 days ago • 45 comments

That’s some top tier wussy

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Husband: Why are you always on your phone? Me: Sounds good, I’m starving.

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

“Well I’m as confused as you guys, maybe it just came through the letterbox like that?”

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

if spouse not criminal why steal covers

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

Ok who's putting fish in their kettle?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

it's kinda sad that digital work is so hidden like there's no messy study room or bookshelves full of works you've read or letters from people and gizmos and widgets you've built or stacks of drawings and diagrams it's all just, hidden in folders, already lost in space, and eventually lost to time

submitted 83 days ago • 181 comments

linkedin is so funny because a bunch of people who need to deforest the Amazon to generate an email that i or anyone with 3+ brain cells could write in our sleep are trying to give us all advice about how to be successful... ❤️ thank you geniuses ❤️ #KPI #ROI #grind

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.

submitted 88 days ago • 46 comments

Any time someone at work turns down an idea or declines to do something, I've decided to reply in a very concerned, serious voice, "oh, because of the prophecy?"

submitted 90 days ago • 10 comments

Me, to child: Can you please hurry up and get your shoes on, we're going to be late Child: I'm trying but my shoelaces aren't shoelacing

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