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Northernlion: "Y'know what? The gods envy us, okay. They envy us because we're mortal, and every second, it could be our last. So don't bring that in here chat, because we will never be here again. Okay?" The game he's playing: "Lets count to 4! 1... 2... Oops! Try that again!"

if pascal siakam helps the toronto raptors and indiana pacers win titles against teams that won a combined 125 regular season games they should name a wing of the hall of fame after him

This week in @newyorker.com: All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check. I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.

Last FM Friday

In july 2023 I released THE FANATIC, a feature-length video essay on 'Noah', a film people don't care that much about, and 'Prometheus', a film people care altogether too much about. If I could do it all again I'd probably reverse the order in which they appear. THE FANATIC, streaming now:

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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

My ★★★★ review of Novocaine on Letterboxd boxd.it/9CCp3T

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

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They should call it eight psychopaths while I'm watching the movie

Maybe mixing the Internet and atheism was a mistake

My ★★½ review of Joy on Letterboxd boxd.it/9fzDhH

I like that the Yakuza/LAD games have a button for slowing down the normal movement speed, more games need a ramble function

Hell. We live in hell.

This is not a thing that happens if children had real human rights.

Nikola Jokic tonight: 31 PTS 21 REB 22 AST First 30-20-20 game in NBA history. 🃏

lmao

the thing about “democrats should take popular cultural positions” is that what constitutes popular is a function of an interaction between the public and elites. if a faction of elites start screaming about a vulnerable minority and another faction says they have a point, this shapes the public.

However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

Oh you like the Beatles? The lads from Liberalpool? The Fash Four? John "Birch" Lennon, George "Wallace" Harrison, Paul "Pot" McCarthy, and Ringo Starr "Wars Program"? Those guys?

New from me in @atrupar.com's Public Notice newsletter: A look at how Linda McMahon's handling of WWE's "ring boy" child sexual abuse scandal should DQ her from a cabinet appointment in a sane world, especially education secretary. As WWE scandals go, it's easily the one she has the closest ties to.

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

My review of Gothika on Letterboxd boxd.it/8KJ4B9

The capitalists who own the corpse of Disco Elysium using it to do this fake Balenciaga shit are so fucking tacky

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

they’re calling it the most pointless licensing deal of all time

Finally got to 100 wins in cine2nerdle, hope I can get back above 2000 elo this year

A small thing in light of this shitty news, but it would be lovely if today were the day this GoFundMe for TWIN PEAKS actor Carel Struycken and his wife, who lost their home in the Eaton Fire, reached its target www.gofundme.com/f/support-ca...

‘i never thought MY parable would be about the sower,’ sobs woman who sowed for the parable of the sower party