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jeannakelley.bsky.social
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
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"Alright, you've got a CDL but go ahead and break down the key themes in Catcher in the Rye to prove you're capable of driving this big rig"

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Who was your favorite player of this Falcons draft class, and what pick were you indifferent to angry about? @jeannakelley.bsky.social wants to know so you'd better tell her www.thefalcoholic.com/2025/4/28/24...

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

The Atlanta Falcons are an ongoing experiment to find out just how much a city and fanbase can endure.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I feel back for Jeff Ulbrich. I'm sure he trusted his kid to not be an asshole www.thefalcoholic.com/2025/4/27/24...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

My family moved into this house 30 years ago. Never seen a single duck on or near the property until today — the female is lying down in those plants rn but it looks like we’ve got a pair nesting in the front yard

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

LeQuint Allen is French for "The Quint Allen"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This draft needs more babies wearing cheesehead hats please

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Falcons grab Billy Bowman Jr., a versatile college safety who defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich just said will play nickel cornerback for Atlanta Suddenly, this secondary is full of ballhawks, too www.thefalcoholic.com/2025/4/26/24...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Billy Bowman Jr here is a home run

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This isn't funny, it's fucking cruel

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

My mom had a 10 cm cyst and two disks removed from her spine like 18 hours ago and she’s up and moving around and being released from the hospital after barely being able to walk for a year. What a time to be alive (complimentary for a change)

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Jerry saw the planes start crashing when they took away the DEI

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

(TAKE MACHINE STARTING UP) What Shedeur Sanders sliding tells us (TAKE MACHINE HITS THIRD GEAR) about America’s fraught relationship (TAKE MACHINE GETS LOUDER) with fathers and masculinity (TAKE MACHINE SPEWING SMOKE) by Ross Douthat

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

One of the funniest things I've ever learned by watching Last Week Tonight is that Lee Greenwood has a companion song to God Bless the USA called God Bless You Canada, and it's somehow WORSE than the USA version

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

8. Has a very good dog

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

That's a good dog.

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

I think the proper response is “this is not a reason for me to be a dick to strangers on the internet”

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Idk man I’m starting to think this place is pretty shit too. There are fewer nazis but on what planet would a normal person say this about people in recovery

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

When you think of Green Bay, Wisc., you probably think of the Packers. This week, you probably think about the NFL Draft. You probably don't think about sobriety. But Section Yellow, a sober Packers fan group, aims to change that and make Green Bay a sober-aware city www.sbnation.com/2025/4/25/24...

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I fail to see how making everyone shit their pants is making America great again

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Reporter: “You went seven years between first round picks and now you have two, what -“ Sean McVay: …”- For now.”

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

For better or for worse, the Falcons tended to bushwhack when other teams stuck to the popular path. Jalon Walker represents a departure as the very obvious selection at 15, and the lift he might give the defense makes this a welcome swerve to the norm www.thefalcoholic.com/2025/4/24/24...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Did the Chargers find their wife and go to PF Changs or what the hell is taking so long

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

WR U

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