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jeannakelley.bsky.social
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
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Love island aficionado Baxter B. Kelley

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I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will

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I have an idea, maybe this asshole should pay his fair share of taxes

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Old man hit them with a smile more (non offensive)

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This Sunday morning, we'll be continuing our regular routine of serving the houseless community in New Orleans. Join us, bring us your shoes/clothes, check out our Amazon wishlist, or consider a donation for drinks/snacks/supplies. #TailgateTogether

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No Scrubs!

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Initially read this as “great war CRIME prime minister” and was extremely confused about Trump being honest for once

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well @mookiealexander.bsky.social's parameters mean I can't choose 28-3 because it was actually a fantastic, entertaining game if you're not a Falcons fan. I guess it's gotta be the playoff game against the Giants where Atlanta only scored a safety

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probably a good time to bring this back

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Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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I admittedly don’t follow NY politics closely because I don’t live there but I’ve been trying for days to figure out why Mamdani is being accused of antisemitism and all I can gather is that a) his skin is brown and b) he believes genocide is bad

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War Pigs. Related: if you haven’t listened to this Flaming Lips/Cat Power cover you should www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOKr...

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I've really enjoyed reading this 'The Legend of Julio Jones' series from @allenstrk.bsky.social on @thefalcoholic.bsky.social. It was a privilege to watch that man play football www.thefalcoholic.com/2025/6/24/24...

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Did not realize @jeannakelley.bsky.social and I were featured on the same NPR episode

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so THAT'S what happened with Shanahan's playbook!

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I didn’t know how much I needed Kyler Murray’s analysis of Love Island

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If you don’t have a friend you can excitedly text several times first thing in the morning about why loons have red eyes you should get one. Thank you @thefalcoholic.bsky.social for putting up with my shenanigans for all these years lol

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A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.

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College football bsky in particular is filled with people who grew up conservative and came to moderate their political beliefs because of the people they met through and community they've formed around college sports

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I could ignore sports and reality TV and all of the other dumb shit I like and focus solely on my nonstop existential dread, or I could try to stay as mentally and emotionally healthy as possible and enjoy some things occasionally while still mostly focusing on the unavoidable existential dread.

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Uno más vez, chinga la migra

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Chinga la migra is really all I have left to say about this

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I am not going to lie to you and tell you it’s an easy watch, but ‘Surviving Ohio State’ on HBO is really well done. I’ve got a review of it coming on SB Nation and I spoke to whistleblower Mike DiSabato today for some context. These survivors’ courage is really inspiring.

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Important news for NFL/Love Island fans: Jaxson Dart and Tommy DeVito are just like us confirmed www.bigblueview.com/2025/6/18/24...

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