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He wasn't sleeping. He was pondering whether✝️Scriptures can speak for themselves, or whether their interpretation should be the exclusive purview of the clergy. And the gulf that exists between Catholics & Protestants beyond that question, from having different canonical texts.

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Gregg Turkington tests Oscer Special guest Rob Zombie's horror movie expertise.

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Federalist bros wish museums would stop trafficking in smut, but are cool with a rapist being Leader of the Free World.

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Folks who have seen Sinners: Did you catch the post-credit epilogue(s), or miss out?

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I happened to have MST3K muted while "Layla" was playing. When the instrumental finale started, it didn't turn the movie into Goodfellas. But ... just for a moment ... that transcendent sound made you forget that the film was bad.

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The Art of Being A Feckless P*ssy

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"Selling your bone marrow sounds like a pretty sweet deal ... until the moment they tell you you don't have enough marrow."

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🎵One of a kiiiiiiiiiiiiind ... Quilt squuuuuuuuare When you wet the bed ... And you're better off dead You sew it for loooooooooove!🎵

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The funny things you do America! America! This is you!

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"Yup, it's me ... the wacky joker in this winning hand."

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I have just obtained evidence that the beliefs of many Republicans may be hypocritical. Once I get this information to the press their political movement is finished.

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I realize not all Star Wars is for all Star Wars fans, but who is this for? A celibate warrior mystic spends three movies killing innocent people. He kills his dad, nearly kills his mom, & "gets the girl" at the end? What pandering horseshit.

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The crown jewel of #RecordStoreDay for me this year was paying $0.75 for this. (Found in the dollar bin, & all CDs were 25% off.)

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"I call him, 'Cyrus, Slayer of the Woke Mind Virus.' Showing kids that comedy is legal again. A clown, but also a fighter. The very definition of: 'Happy Warrior'."

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"How many batches of whittled dolls, made in the likeness of another person's family, are too many? When does it stop being flattering, & cross a line?"

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Twitter has become a place for men of past centuries to deliver sick burns.

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Every time I see Tim Walz, the clean, basic-soap scent of the drafting teacher/assistant football coach from my high school wafts through the screen.

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One reason for The Simpsons to keep going is to make us aware of songs like this. (Mr. Burns chose it for Karaoke.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Na...

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Sorry, my Uber is here.

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"There's no jizz on that couch. You, frankly, don't hold any of the cards, and are in NO position to say that! I would sit on the couch with him. I just don't happen to feel like doing that right now."

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Thoughtful digital wizard @pjbud.bsky.social is always digging up stuff like this! Thank you!

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Today I am 43. Thank you for taking this journey with me.

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Stones/Zeppelin mix-&-match of die-cut album covers with inner sleeves. Some Girls pop out of tenement windows, while the women in the windows add Physical Graffiti to a vintage wig catalog.

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I am her WORLD! Give me all-computer Tess-La to drive together into sunset, please!

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Specifically, right-wing white evangelicals have been fed decades of lies by a hyperorganized apparatus of political organizations, churches, televangelists, and related organizations and influencers that a liberal, pluralistic, diverse democracy is in direct conflict with their religious freedom.

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